May I borrow a pair???

hello, welcome back

A man and wife are shopping in a supermarket, when the man
puts a case of beer in the shopping cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 a case', he says.
'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the
wife and they carry on shopping...

A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20 jar of face
cream and sticks it into the cart

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man.

'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.

The man replies...

'SO DOES 24 CANS OF BEER AND IT'S HALF THE PRICE!'

for some reason I'm always elected to be the mediator...why I no longer live around my family

because the bunnies were the stupid energizer bunnies, they go on and on and on

I've joined 4, and this by far is the only one I like.

not really sure what kind of music you like. when I lived in Houston, they had some great jazz clubs.

cheated

congrats...

who took the old man?

Boy, I needed that person last night.

Have a great day Frank.

50 cents. hello JSH/M2 friends. Off to work I go.

Hope each of you have the best day ever!!!

a pogo stick so I could have someone bounce up and down

in their pea brained mind, it is not "cheating" if it does not mean anything other than a fling. they should all be strung up and tortured.

I did last night. My sons truck has broken down for the 3rd time in 4 weeks. I did let loose a scream

prefer one that's breathing

it goes into the Christmas fund to buy all the good little boys and girls gifts.

hello and welcome. enjoy the stay and good luck in your search.

things are fine in this part of the world. welcome to the funny farm

not in love, but more like in lust at the moment....