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finish my sentence - part 26
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visit the Elbonia wine bottling plant to watch the world famous cork socking championships that..
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MICROCHIPS!
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Insect droppings..
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what are your pet peeves?
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CLUTTER!!
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Topic:
finish my sentence - part 26
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in an automated email from Jack The Ripper to
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Future
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Continue having 6 saturdays and 1 sunday every week in retirement.
Also..if I find out their country has no laws against bigamy...I want to marry every woman from Ghana who has proposed to me if i would only help them get a new laptop. |
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My ex and I became better friends after we were divorced than we ever were when we were married.
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finish my sentence - part 26
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it's high priced theatre tickets and under cooked fish and chips which ultimtely resulted in
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Profiles with only one photo
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Sometimes selecting a picture is like selecting a Hallmark card. A guy will look at one, and think, "this'll do," and run with it. He may not have many of himself. I know I don't, unless I post one from 20 years ago. And what's with the ladies who post one of themselves, and 10 of their pets? I turned down the marriage proposal from Nigeria. Yeah...like you, i don't have that many pics of "just me", but when someone messages me and asks to see more pics, i simply refer them to my facebook page and they can flip through all the pics i have posted there til they get as sleepy as i do...... But geez..i never thought posting only a single pic would qualify me for induction into the fly-by-night looky lews club. My rant is with all those women who post no pic, and/or hide behind "No Answer" in some or all of their interview questions. How should they be tagged? |
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LOVE or LUST?
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If you have to ask......it's lust.
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No..it doesn't matter......and neither does West Virginity..
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Topic:
finish my sentence - part 26
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instead of those clogging shoes and argyle socks that
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Edited by
chas730
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Fri 02/01/13 12:47 PM
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Absolutely..Y E S!!
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How Old are You?
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A belated Happy Birthday to you Rainbow Trout..
![]() The next time I see 56 it'll be 156...but I'm planning on being there. I'm 71 going on 35...been independantly wealthy twice in my life and both times it was right before i got married... ![]() I retired twice..the last time in 2009, and since then i have been thoroughly enjoying having 6 saturdays and one sunday every week... ![]() ![]() |
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Topic:
finish my sentence - part 26
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all those peasants eating Mc Stroganov..
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So what would happen...
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Gods...schmods...only accepting young, beautiful maidens puts them at the forefront of illegal discriminatory practices...
However, i do believe that tossing someone into a volcano could eventually lead to a scientific breakthrough in retroactive birth control.. ![]() |
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love
Edited by
chas730
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Fri 02/01/13 09:56 AM
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Yes there is...Bob and Evelyn Truelove and their three kids live in my home town...
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Act like we're in Vegas
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Here...i'll throw all my money in the toilet and you flush it....
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chubby or skinny?
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Breathing.
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What are you looking for?
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A respectful, responsible, romantic, generous Older gentleman! ![]() |
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Life
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"That's Life"
"What's Life?" "A magazine" "How much is it?" "A dollar" "But I only have 50 cents" "............That's life" |
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