Life is a Rodeo Then You Buck Off

But you feel better if you've managed to stay the 8 seconds.

Yet women complain when we only last 8 seconds. Confused.

Sometimes the horse is broken ... but the bull never stops.

Life Of A Rodeo Cowboy
Merle Haggard

Well, it really has been nice bein' with you
But I'm afraid that I've got to leave
As you know I'm a rodeo cowboy
And there's a rodeo down in Mesquite

That's the life of a rodeo cowboy, breakin' broncs or gettin' broke
That's the life of a rodeo cowboy and that's the only life I know

On the day you think your day is the big one
I'm walkin' away with all that they own
Then you're lyin', hurtin', hearin' someone saying
Give him a hand that's all that cowboy is taking home

Hot beer and cold stale hamburgers
Makes a meal sorta hard to enjoy
And it kinda makes you think of momma's chicken

Ah, that's the life of a rodeo cowboy
That's the life of a rodeo cowboy

When you're down and you're really feeling sorry
Well, you go for a drink in some bar
Then someone points at you
And you hear him whisper over there stands a rodeo star

That's the life of a rodeo cowboy
That's the life of a rodeo cowboy

Are we talkikng about the cereal or the board game???

Neither, just the magazine...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqvnZdemmts

so true

Life can also be a Circus with lots of Clowns.

"That's Life"

"What's Life?"

"A magazine"

"How much is it?"

"A dollar"

"But I only have 50 cents"

"............That's life"

I guess the city version is: Life sucks and then you die

A cowboy never quits when he gets thrown off the bronco. He gets back on and tries it again.