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Olympic Rings.
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Unknow
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Fri 05/07/21 05:50 AM
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Looking for my Mr. Right
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Hello and welcome to Mingle2
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hi
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Hello and welcome to Mingle2
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What Guru said...
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Traffic accident
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Hijack
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A man tried to hijack a bus load of Japanese tourists.
Police have 3675 photos of him. |
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Retirement Plans
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Message Send Limit Increase
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Certainly agree with number 4
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Message Send Limit Increase
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Definitely agree with number 2. Bugs the hell out of me. Me too |
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YOU'RE FREE
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Beautiful poem
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Message Send Limit Increase
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Good theory but you are best using the "Contact Us" tab at the bottom of the page
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School report
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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy. She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren. Love, your son, Joshua. P.S . Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to come home! |
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Can happen
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Nominations
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''Small Axe'' is leading the BAFTA TV nominations this year.
Meanwhile 'Massive Chopper' is leading the Pornhub nominations. |
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Tournament
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New here
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Hello and welcome to Mingle2
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Confession
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A drunken man staggers into a Catholic church, sits down in the confessional and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to confess. Finally, the drunk replies, "no use knockin', mate; there's no paper in this one either!"
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Hi. Need some friend😊
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Hello and welcome to Mingle2
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Meet
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As in the library ?
Welcome to Mingle2 |
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welcome
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Hello and welcome to Mingle2
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