1. Budweiser beer conditions the hair
2. Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish
3. Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes
4. Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair
5. Elmer's Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads if any

6. Shiny Hair - use brewed Lipton Tea
7. Sunburn - empty a large jar of Nestea into your bath water
8. Minor burn - Colgate or Crest toothpaste
9. Burn your tongue? Put sugar on it!
10. Arthritis? WD-40 Spray and rub in, kill insect stings too

11 Bee stings - meat tenderizer
12. Chigger bite - Preparation H
13. Puffy eyes - Preparation H
14. Paper cut - crazy glue or chap stick (glue is used instead of sutures at most hospitals) 15 . Stinky feet - Jello !

16. Athletes feet - cornstarch
17. Fungus on toenails or fingernails - Vicks vapor rub
18. Kool aid to clean dishwasher pipes. Just put in the detergent section and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet. (Wow, and we drink this stuff)
19. Kool Aid can be used as a dye in paint also Kool Aid in Dannon plain yogurt as a finger paint, your kids will love it and it won't hurt them if they eat it!
20. Peanut butter - will get scratches out of CD's! Wipe off with a coffee filter paper

21. Sticking bicycle chain - Pam no-stick cooking spray
22. Pam wi ll al so remove paint, and grease from your hands! Keep a can in your garage for your hubby
23. Peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls
24. When the doll clothes are hard to put on, sprinkle with corn starch and watch them slide on
25. Heavy dandruff - pour on the vinegar !

26. Body paint - Crisco mixed with food coloring. Heat the Crisco in the microwave, pour in to an empty film container and mix with the food color of your choice!
27 Tie Dye T-shirt - mix a solution of Kool Aid in a container, tie a rubber band around a section of the T-shirt and soak
28. Preserving a newspaper clipping - large bottle of club so da and cup of milk of magnesia , soak for 20 min. and let dry, will last for many years!
29. A Slinky will hold toast and CD's!
30. To keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with Colgate toothpaste

31. Wine stains, pour on the Morton salt< /B> and watch it absorb into the salt.
32. To remove wax - Take a paper towel and iron it over the wax stain, it will absorb into the towel.
33. Remove labels off glassware etc. rub with Peanut butter!
34. Baked on food - fill container with water, get a Bounce paper softener and the static from the Bounce towel will cause the baked on food to adhere to it. Soak overnight. Also; you can use 2 Efferdent tablets , soak overnight!
35. Crayon on the wall - Colgate toothpaste and brush it!

36. Dirty grout - Listerine
37. Stains on clothes - Colgate toothpaste
38. Grass stains - Karo Syrup
39. Grease Stains - Coca Cola , it will also remove grease stains from the driveway overnight. We know it will take corrosion from car batteries!
40. Fleas in your carpet? 20 Mule Team Borax- sprinkle and let stand for 24 hours. Maybe this will work if you get them back again.
41. To keep FRESH FLOWERS longer Add a little Clorox , or 2 Bayer aspirin , or just use 7-up instead of water.

42. When you go to buy bread in the grocery store, have you ever wondered which is the freshest, so you "squeeze" for freshness or softness? Did you know that bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a week? Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Each day has a different color twist tie.
They are:
Monday = Blue,
Tuesday = Green,
Thursday = Red
Friday = White
Saturday = Yellow.
So if today was Thursday, you would want red twist tie; not white which is Fridays (almost a week old)! The colors go alphabetically by color Blue- Green - Red - White - Yellow, Monday through Saturday. Very easy to remember. I thought this was interesting. I looked in the grocery store and the bread wrappers DO have different twist ties, and even the ones with the plastic clips have different colors. You learn something new everyday! Enjoy fresh bread when you buy bread with t he right color on the day you are shopping.

Don't forget Gatorade for Migraine Headaches. PowerAde won't work. Pass this information on to friends so they can be informed.

Time to let go and move on....The past is gone...never look back and don't let it get to you....You are woman...Roar!

Good Lord girl...you have to ask???? His loss!

Good Morning and welcome!

This is a fantastic site... The forums are the way to go, just jump in and have fun!

Hey JB...

I would like some long term romance..please!

I'm going to...I will wait in the car and keep it safe from the guys trying to steal our purses! Are you all bringing extra purses?

I'm with you! We have 2 here and I want to be sure to get to the right one!

Mike was going to be married to Karen soon so his father sat him down
for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my
wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them
to your mother, and said, "Here - try these on". She did and said,
"These are too big. I can't wear them."
I replied, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will."
Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.

"Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his
honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen "Here - try these
on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit
me". Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
will. I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here -
you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude,
you never will."

Morning MBD!

Here's one more for ya!

As you slide down the banister of life, may
the splinters never point the wrong way

Thanks

Mornin'

Good Morning All.....The sun is back to shining here...Looks like it's gonna be a great day!

Here!!! Hi Everyone

Good nite everyone....

I am with you.....seems a little quiet around here tonite...Maybe there will be a better crowd tomorrow. Opening day was a big hit it seems..

> Dave works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling
> and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself
too
> hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club
>
> The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya
> doin?"
>
> His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
>
> "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
>
> When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and

> brings over a Budweiser.
>
> His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did
she
> know that you drink Budweiser?"
>
> "I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always
have
> a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey".
>
> A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around
> Dave, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Davey. Want
your
> usual table dance, sweetie?"
>
> Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
>
> Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam
the
> door, he jumps in beside her. Dave tries desperately to explain how
the
> stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is
having
>
> none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling
him
>
> every four-letter word in the book.
>
> The cabbie turns around and says, "Geez, Dave, you sure picked up a
real
>
> ***** this time

I was just wondering the same thing....want to hear a joke?

Doin' great...just got back from my bowling lesson...The instructor is oh so cute!

Ida Fallforu walks in and sits at the bar and accidentally knocks over a drink...excuse me she says..

Hello everyone!

Well boys....Danny and ll Cool A....I hate to run...thanks Danny for the dance and ll cool a for the drink! But I am about to be late for my bowling lesson..I will stop back in afterwards...

C-ya..Calli and Johhny

It's a real good one too! Says Ida

One day little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check
it out. He opened the door to see his Mom bent over the dresser and Dad going
at it behind her. Johnny's Dad saw him and gave him a little winkas.



Johnny closed the door. After business was finished Dad went to check on little
Johnny .He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and
little Johnny going at it behind her.



Dad yelled, 'Johnny, what the hell
are you doing?!' Little Johnny replied, 'It's not so funny when it’s your mom is
it?!'