Never place your grocery's in the back of your pick up truck and then run your truck through the car wash.

You can't heat a coffee cup in the microwave if it has a gold lining imprinted on it.

While getting dressed for work in the morning never try to match your socks with the lights out.

Never leave a tube of preparation H next to your toothpaste.

Never buy lemon juice that comes in a bottle that looks like a Mountain Dew soft drink.

Always make sure your swim trunks is tied tight before you attempt to dive in a pool

Always pay attention to the name of the book you decide to read while sun bathing at the pool. (The name of the book..."Secrets of a serial rapist" and I placed it over my face so I could sleep)

Never try to figure out the gender of a newborn baby. If you say "What a beautiful girl", it will be a boy or visa versa.

When dining at a fine restaurant never grab anything from the desert display (it's plastic)

While cutting grass Never point your lawnmower towards your neighbors car and running over a small rock. It will break the windshield.

When meeting a woman named Tissy, never stare at her breasts while saying her name. It comes out like this "Hi Titty....."

Good morning people

I've learned something really cool about bananas Beach ...

come see

http://www.justsayhi.com/topic/reply/127759

Good morning, Dude!! Silly stuff, and so early!!

Never store your finger nail glue next to your eye drops!! (happened to a gal a few years ago)!!

another wonderful day..........MBD is here among us, good Morning my friend

Don't cry at the end of "On golden pond" or Etrain will make fun of me for the rest of my life...don't forget that one MBD

Good mornin!

(((SKP))) (((CAT))) (((Etrain))) (((tanya))) (((wolf))) oops I take that back I'm not hugging E

Cry me a river MBD

but E will only give your arse a little pinch

thats what I'm worried about

I brushed my teeth with the hemorrhoid cream once in Vegas. Never share a hotel room with your aunt and parents while you are actively partying.

Although, never had an issue with gingivitis since.

EWWWWWWW!!!!!

along with the groceries dogs dont like the car wash much either......



you cant hard boil an egg in the microwave

Never try to type "got it" too quickly when receiving a license via email from a vendor.

"Got it" with incorrect spacing looks very much like you are cheering on breasts.

hahahahaha Beach my man how are ya bro

Morning MBD!

Here's one more for ya!

As you slide down the banister of life, may
the splinters never point the wrong way

(((Missy)))

Other Beach Dude