Oh my my my Doc,

Damn! you got my heels huh?? well well well lady doc, hows about it then, you getting the treatment you deserve with those things on huh? Keep'em remind you of the only time you rode a fast car!

Hmmm, your advice is much appreciated and could work if I was that way inclined, however I would rather throw cheese at him while I quickly scull all the hard booze I can find then scurry out the door to hang out in the garden and pretend I was in the labyrinth with david bowie.

Anyway, thanks Doc, I really appreciate your professionalism. I'm coming to realise that dang they make some hard ladies there in the states huh?!!!

Ciao,

P82

The corridor on the other side of the world
Actually KungFuPanda I think our country is too small to have corridors

Dear Doc,

I want to leave him. All I ever liked was his ability to fnck me like I deserve. There is nothing else that attracts me to him anymore. Not his pay packet, not his strong long legs, not his excellent cooking, his lopsided humour or his need to try and out drink me. All these once were good things - wither beside his ****en baggage, his darkened mind and rotting assumptions.

Tell me Doc, I need to know three things:
1,
do you know where he put my heels? (My favourite red ones. The ones that according to him, scream out 'LICK ME!' and 'I'M A FAST CAR, COME RIDE ME!')...yes Doc, high heels can apparently scream such things
2,
can you make him lose his voice so I can listen to my music? Sinead doesn't sound as spectacular with a constant .
3,
can you chuck a calculator at him so he can work out how old he is? and as part of this question can you, after chucking the calculator - have a drink with me while we test out if my heels really scream the aforementioned things out at some swanky bar ontop of a tower? I understand if this goes against the Psychologist Association Ethics Committees's ethical rules.

Pear82

"Baby I got your number oh and I know that you got mine..."

"...oh this youthful heart can love you, yes, and give you what you need..."

Music makes my world turn right side up!

Wow, thanks Johnny that was fantastic! absolutely made my week!

Dear Doc,

I hope all is well with you.

My question is in three parts:

Does he have a disorder that makes him think the worst, assume the worst and then act on that wildly fukdup assumption?

Is there a type of fairydust that I can purchase from your chemist to sprinkle over him to rid him of all his past-bad-**** so we can go hiking this weekend instead of me trying to avoid him? (which is really hard when I live with him!)

My white nana said I can get pregnant if I sit on a toilet seat after the male species has used the toilet...is this true? She also told me married men cheat because their wives don't like to take it or give it in the be-hind...is this true as well?

Hope to hear from you soon,

P82

Thinking this man sitting across from me has no idea who I am. His emo responses, his abrasive and negative language, his fukdup assumptions are pushing me further away . I am thinking is this what all older men (in the forties) are like? They transfer the pain and hurt and basically all the crap from past relationships onto their present partners? Am thinking I will pack my things, put my running shoes on and do the dash fairly soon. Now that idea makes me smile

Yes farmer of a beach, there are two hemispheres. One ontop of the other. Bloody intriguing stuff huh?!!

Hey yas best get it right...it's not 'porn' it's educational documentries about biology for foks sakes!

Like I should be heading off to bed...hmmmmm......ok I'm off!

By the way this is my 50th post since joining

You need to be clear about ages as people are responding to two scenarios (and some seem to be getting quite upset which is understandable if they are responding with the first scenario in mind). First is the old pervy sleezy pedo taking advantage of some young teen. Second scenario is two consenting adults who happen to be more then 5 or 10 or more years apart.

Of course my response is for the second scenario because the first doesn't even need or warrant a response. So two consenting adults who happen to be more then 5 or 10 or more years apart? Well really, who gives a flying pigsarse? its their business for whatever reason or circumstance...as long as no one gets hurt or manipulated then let it go, if they find out it was a mistake then so be it - best to learn then never know it was the wrong path huh?.

There are worse things then age gaps...for example what if the guy or girl was racist but colourblind? hmmmmm, aye thats more of a delimma!

just thinking this is my 13th post for tonight!

I am curious, please don't do the..."hey do you want to know a secret? oh actually, no, I've decided not to share it" thing with me...what are you doing more and more of?

Let me warn you I have an extremely active imagination so tell me before I make up all in my twisted little head what you do more and more of

I'm going to share a chocolate bar with the girl I share my office with

yes! I kissed him after he said it because thats what the girls do on those sick movies and anyway so after my show of normalacy I asked him if he loves my dog too and he said "ummm not yet, well not as much as I love you" so with a straight face I said "well, you know I want my kiss back"...was a crack-up cause he thought I was serious! he swiped his hand across his lips like he was grabing the kiss and handed me back the kiss!!!

dwon dwon dwon dwon dwon dwon dwon dwon dwon dwon yeah yeah, I said yeah yeah

yeah it's a bloody song, thought I'd share it with ya'll

length? someone please let me know what this thread is about or else I will come up with something that is related to length and I might be right off

I love many people! I love my garden too, and my dog and many other things.

Howdy people rejected from whatever other thread it was! I am here purely to see how many threads I can leave a message on.

May you all have a fanastical day, take care and don't blaze your faces on that joint!