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Fokuzzle
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like biting into some playdoh and saying ewwww thats so salty!
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O biotchy K, so you ARE a biotchy biotch!! Your still going to be biotchy flogged for your biotchy disobedience to the Biotch Queen. You cant biotchy talk to me that biotchy way... IM THE BIOTCHY QUEEN BABY!!! Why do I have a biotchy feeling your going to LIKE being biotchy flogged??????? Biotchy flog the biotch to within one breath of her biotchy life, and then bring the biotch back to me. CEASE THAT BIOTCH! Damn freaking right you best seize me! all you bio-technology women best watch the fok out, I might just cuddle yas all! yeah, that will set yas straight, your kingdom will fall to peace love harmony and flowers and hearts and butterflys and more flowers, and loads of flying love hearts and cute little doggies and plently of angels and colourful butterflys and lovely old ladies shoving candysticks up little cute piglets arses - oh fok, no forget that last bit...yeah back to butterflys, gigantic flowers and rainbows, yes rainbows, and love songs, like sickening love songs and oh fok it all to heaven, I've forgotten what my point was...gotta go before I foking make myself sick |
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What is headcheese anyway? don't correct me if I am wrong, but I think a headcheese is when the guy blows his load and there is a cheese-looking substance left on the head of his schlong. too bad if that grosses anyone out, it shouldn't have been asked with me here 
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Dear Doc, Appreciate the answer to my last question. Have been asking around what 'masturbation' is. The dairy owner down at the corner said it was when your hand and private part clapped together instead of hand to hand clapping. Anyway my next question has three parts to it: a) How much alcohol should I let myself drink when at the art exhibition opening next week? b) Should I continue with my usual art exhibition opening thing which is to con a booby flash from a random catering staff in return for... well, nothing? c) At the art exhibition opening can I grope the oldest woman there and make out as if it was my dog even though my dog is at home? Would really like some answers before the opening. Wow, you seem to be very well informed about the clap. Interesting. With that in mind, im gonna have to advise you NOT to get drunk, and go to the art exhibition, looking for booby flashes, and a chance to grope old ladies. And I also wouldnt advise sex with your dog. I do realize that wasent part of your question, but something just tells me, it something you think about often. And taking YOUR calls............................................. Thanks for that Doc. Do you wanna get nasty and do my dog, cause I've never even thought about it!? Ewwwwwww I need to rethink coming to you for advice Doc. 
I also thought you were a dude, when you started carrying on about groping old ladies...WTF??? 
I need to go read your profile better. 
Oh gorgeous ladyluv! same here...dont take me seriously - at all. I'm here to talk shmack, no offence intended  (actually don't hold me to that for my entire time on here)
Actually, to be straight up and down, I talk so seriously in what I do in real life that this world of mingle (especially your threads) is just a fantastic way for me to dress up, put my lippy on and shove my shmack all up in your face! love it 
p.s. I am female, I don't grope...anyone nor dogs. My dog is gorgeous though...all the male dogs always hittin on her! so my next question is what the ****uzzle is the dancing banana about? Don't blaze your face 
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Dear Doc, Appreciate the answer to my last question. Have been asking around what 'masturbation' is. The dairy owner down at the corner said it was when your hand and private part clapped together instead of hand to hand clapping. Anyway my next question has three parts to it: a) How much alcohol should I let myself drink when at the art exhibition opening next week? b) Should I continue with my usual art exhibition opening thing which is to con a booby flash from a random catering staff in return for... well, nothing? c) At the art exhibition opening can I grope the oldest woman there and make out as if it was my dog even though my dog is at home? Would really like some answers before the opening. Wow, you seem to be very well informed about the clap. Interesting. With that in mind, im gonna have to advise you NOT to get drunk, and go to the art exhibition, looking for booby flashes, and a chance to grope old ladies. And I also wouldnt advise sex with your dog. I do realize that wasent part of your question, but something just tells me, it something you think about often. And taking YOUR calls............................................. Thanks for that Doc. Do you wanna get nasty and do my dog, cause I've never even thought about it!? Ewwwwwww I need to rethink coming to you for advice Doc. |
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 did I get it wrong? are ya trying to say those here are itchy bi women with no futures, lives, lovers, happiness, or treasures? that the only thing they do have are flat arses?
p.s: that was my first attempt...am I in even though I'm not a itchy bi woman? Muuuuuuuuuuuuhahhahahh!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. I just realized your a basnastardly basnastard, not a biotchy biotch. Looking at you, it could go either biotchy way. Muaaaaaaaaaaahahhahaha! Easy biotchcy mistake to make, even for a biotchy queen, (thinking im not the only biotchy QUEEN you know)
Ahhhhhhhhhh, I see, this basnastard wants his basnastardly tongue cut out! That can biotchy be arranged.. GUARDSSSSSSSSS!! CEASE THAT MOUTHY BASNASTARD, AND HANG HIM IN THE BIOTCHY DUNGEON, BY HIS LONG AZZ, GNARLY, BASNASTARDLY, TOENAILS. 
Your so funny, but your wrong. I am female through and through x |
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Edited by
Pear82
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Sun 09/16/12 02:17 AM
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Dammanamit!
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Edited by
Pear82
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Sun 09/16/12 02:07 AM
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Just need some clarification - 'Biotch' is this a shortened word for biologic technology? Is this thread for people who have a fetish with biotechnology? What language is this this thread in? I am unsure how I came to be here but its chaotic...I'll just sneak out...all the best with the biotechnology fetish 
Ohhhhhhhhh biothcy myyyyyy! Your biotchy, not the sharpest biotchy, sword in the biotchy kingdom, are you??? Listen closely biotch... This is the biotchy "Biotch Kingdom", where all biotchy biotches, and basnastardly basnastards, gather to biotchy biotch, and be biotchy rude to one another, and others. We dont like, biotchy nicey, nice, biotchy nice, nicey, nicer, nicest, niceness, biotchy nice biotches, and nice basnastards, and biotchy, having nice days....EWWWWWWWW, im going to biotchy vomit! ............
are you biotchy, getting, my biotchy drift, biotch?? We prefer to be around biotchy, and basnastardly, people, and our biotchy goal, each and every biotchy day, is to either ruin each others biotchy day, or ruin someone elses biotchy day, or future, or biotchy life, or marriage, or happiness, or whatever they biotchy treasure most! You look like a biotch to me, but if you want to go, then biotchy go, biotch. But be biotchy sure, not to biotchy, let the biotchy kingdom doors, hit you in your HUGE biotchy azz when you leave. Muuuuuuuuuuuuhahhahahh! Carry on Biotches and Basnastards 
did I get it wrong? are ya trying to say those here are itchy bi women with no futures, lives, lovers, happiness, or treasures? that the only thing they do have are flat arses?
p.s: that was my first attempt...am I in even though I'm not a itchy bi woman? Muuuuuuuuuuuuhahhahahh! |
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Dear Doc,
Appreciate the answer to my last question. Have been asking around what 'masturbation' is. The dairy owner down at the corner said it was when your hand and private part clapped together instead of hand to hand clapping. Anyway my next question has three parts to it: a) How much alcohol should I let myself drink when at the art exhibition opening next week? b) Should I continue with my usual art exhibition opening thing which is to con a booby flash from a random catering staff in return for... well, nothing? c) At the art exhibition opening can I grope the oldest woman there and make out as if it was my dog even though my dog is at home? Would really like some answers before the opening. |
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my my my, that looks nasty, like cream whipped to butter [/quote actually I think this was quite vague |
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apologize to this thread, english is my second language, I just asked around about how to be vague. I haven't been vague on here huh? Ok, this is the best I can do...
"I'm sorta busy, well kinda, actually I don't know" was that vague? |
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I want to grow up...but I've been this height since I was 12.
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my my my, that looks nasty, like cream whipped to butter
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Why I keep getting messages from guys who all ask the same, typical, boring questions. It's like having the same conversation over and over and over. Ok smiling lady. I am female and I want to ask what part of society would you like to be minister of when I become dictator of the world? You may pass and just tell me to get back to my freaking thesis. What does that have to do with what I said?
guys = boring question, me = engaging question...I guess that was a pass. Alrightyo then I will look elsewhere for a mastermind 
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Why I keep getting messages from guys who all ask the same, typical, boring questions. It's like having the same conversation over and over and over. Ok smiling lady. I am female and I want to ask what part of society would you like to be minister of when I become dictator of the world? You may pass and just tell me to get back to my freaking thesis. |
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Thinking about anything but study, for example how much scroggin I am going to need for the big mission over the southern alps...and how I would like to own Auckland zoo...and whether I snore...and why people hold on when they are busting...and how come our government wants to sell our public assets...its all very busy at half three in the morning.
what is the banana doing? dancing or exercising? its all so confusing 
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Terrible. My head and neck hurt so bad I'd like to just cut them off. I must advise against that Ruth. A hot bath, massage and a good pillow might be better and cleaner then a bloody saw. Singing might help too. |
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Edited by
Pear82
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Fri 09/14/12 06:48 AM
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Oooo...a pear!! Tell me...does the wizard and the birdman still appear in the square?...or what's left of it? Twas once a beautiful city. Kia ora Kahurangi! I will tell you more Kahurangi - Machines with claws replaced the wizard, and the sound of tourists' clicking cameras has replaced the pan fluting, foot tapping, coin collecting man with the wide brim hat...unsure of what birdman your talking about. Chch...oh so beautiful christchurch, we should change the name to 'whatchurch?' badaboom! ...hey actually kahurangi how did you know I am a cantabrian huh? hmmmm Yes I am new...and suppose to be studying...and I love your 'twas'...and the three dots...because it slows things down...and makes you think about what kinda waka beachfarmer wants to paddle...a war one? a sea voyaging one? hmmmm |
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that was admirable...ummmm, it doesn't mean you can stop...oh damnnammit, you stopped!...well I take my 'that was admirable' back thanks you make me want to paddle a waka hmmm I see that you are wise for a beach farmer - i.e. connecting the dots, NZ = Waka. Do you want to help me shrink some heads too? I must introduce you to a yacht...there is no paddling involved
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