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Texas guys...
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Hey where are all the Texas single's at!!! Damn I guess the news was right all the single guys are in the West but come on give me break , 2 years single....Im begining to think its me ........lol....... Ya know what they say about Texas... Nothin out there but Steers and Tony Romo. |
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Please stop punching my balls.
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I am Stealth Mode!!!!!!!
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I'm watching you... But you can't see me... Does that make you feel dirty? |
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i'm looking for love
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Love is the physiological equivalent of eating mass quantities of chocolate.
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Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris
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neither I pick Mr. Taylor 
AKA Black Bauer. 
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Bob Barr for prez.
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Ralph Nader = Buffalo Bills.
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honesty is good if u want to be Mrs. America
oh come on, do you think every Mrs. America really wants to give all their money to the starving children in african... Yeah... As soon as they finish posting nekkid cam phone pics on Myspace. |
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guys no older than 20
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how many 14 year old dudes are actually on this site? Hmmm... That gives me an idea... Adolescent Dating Sites!
Wait... No... Already got it... It's called Myspace... |
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Have a threesome.
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Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris
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When Jack Bauer goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris When Chuck Norris goes to bed at night, he wears Jack Bauer pajamas. |
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Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris
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I'm going to have to go with Jack Bauer. That's what I'm talkin about... "Jack Bauer would kill you and have relations with your wife and/or significant other…and you would applaud him for it." |
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Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris
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1. When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
2. Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon. 3. If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life. |
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In George Bush's case, reload. Or in **** Cheney's case, pepper the one you love with Quail Shot. |
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Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris
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1. Chuck Norris told Jack Bauer that he only killed 15 people cause he ran out of bullets. Jack told him he only killed 93 people cause he ran out of people. Then Jack snapped Chuck Norris’ neck into 24 pieces.
2. Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer once got into a fight, the event is commonly known as the Big Bang. Who won? Just ask yourself when was the last time you saw a new episode of Walker Texas Ranger? 3. Jack bauer named his cat chuck Norris because it is a p***y. |
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To be cool
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Exist... NOT... I was a nerd until high school. Then I discovered I could catch a football and hit a jumpshot. So that made me cool. I became a jock-nerd. Which means I beat myself up and took my own lunch money. 
It would be like theJimmy vs. TIM-MAY! cripple fight from South Park. |
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To be cool
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Exist... NOT... I was a nerd until high school. Then I discovered I could catch a football and hit a jumpshot. So that made me cool. I became a jock-nerd. Which means I beat myself up and took my own lunch money.
I can NOT see you being a nerd :) lol 
Oh, but it's true. I got picked on until mt freshman year of high school. Weighed 110 lbs soaking wet until I hit the protein and weights. Debate team co-founder and president, Knowledge Bowl co-captain, Governors School, Academic Decathalon, Honor Roll, JETS (junior engineering and technical society) member... I was and still am a nerd. But catching footballs and hitting jump shots saved me from utter high school humiliation.
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To be cool
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Exist... NOT... I was a nerd until high school. Then I discovered I could catch a football and hit a jumpshot. So that made me cool. I became a jock-nerd. Which means I beat myself up and took my own lunch money.
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Smoking
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As an occasional smoker myself...I have to say...It sucks. Im convinced I cant get a date because Im fat and I smoke. And Im not that fat, Im a sz 12 and I litterally smoke maybe 1 cigarette a day, if that. I know, why smoke at all you ask...because I have the urge to smoke more, but Im really trying to ditch them all together. And Im hitting the gym more and skating harder. Whoa... Fat?? Smoke a cig or two a day? Nah, that aint keepin you from 'getting a date'. First off, you're not fat. Furthermore, women tend to be much more vocal about smokers than men. It must be Florida boys... I used to live there. They're interesting. |
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hey I post half naked pictures occasionally. the way I see it is like this. as long as you are showing what you really have then by all means go for it. but dont use someone elses picture or paste your face on another's body. Jeez stick to the uniform. That's the best skin there is I'd say. You've sold yourself right there brother. 
 
Well get rid of the headline that says "looking for my damsel in distress" that's where I stopped reading your profile. You get what you advertise for... By saying you are looking for a damsel in distress, you are saying you are looking for a woman who can't take care of herself, and needs you to do it for you. Then guarenteed in a few months you'll be complaining about how she "used" you. I like being used. I'm a masochist.... 
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oh no, not the beotchy whiny guy! he's back to pass more judgement! I'm not whining!!! Stop calling me that!! I'm gonna tell on you!!
I kid... I kid... 
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