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| Topic: Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris | |
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1. Chuck Norris told Jack Bauer that he only killed 15 people cause he ran out of bullets. Jack told him he only killed 93 people cause he ran out of people. Then Jack snapped Chuck Norris’ neck into 24 pieces.
2. Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer once got into a fight, the event is commonly known as the Big Bang. Who won? Just ask yourself when was the last time you saw a new episode of Walker Texas Ranger? 3. Jack bauer named his cat chuck Norris because it is a p***y. |
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 Chuck Norris is awesome & I still watch Walker Texas Ranger
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 Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris!
You better watch it mister, he'll round house kick you through your computer screen! 
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1. When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
2. Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon. 3. If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life. |
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I'm going to have to go with Jack Bauer.
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I'm going to have to go with Jack Bauer. That's what I'm talkin about... "Jack Bauer would kill you and have relations with your wife and/or significant other…and you would applaud him for it." |
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When Jack Bauer goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
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When Jack Bauer goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris When Chuck Norris goes to bed at night, he wears Jack Bauer pajamas. |
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I'm going to have to go with Jack Bauer. That's what I'm talkin about... "Jack Bauer would kill you and have relations with your wife and/or significant other…and you would applaud him for it."
speaking of jack bauer.. i need to finish watching the 4th season. i'm in the middle of it. |
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neither
I pick Mr. Taylor 
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neither I pick Mr. Taylor
AKA Black Bauer.
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neither I pick Mr. Taylor
AKA Black Bauer.
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Im a Chuck Norris fan, all the way! Never heard of Bauer, so he must not be that great!! Chuck Norris rules!!!!!!!
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Jack Bauer got a DUI and then was round house kicked off air! It was his neck that was broken into 24 pieces from the hard landing! Chuck Norris tears cures broken necks, but Chuck Norris has never cried.
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