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I aint new, just improved.
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For those that know me, will probably know where I'm comin from. For those who don't and are offended, then...
Good... 
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Wha? An auction with no Negroes? Come on people... Is this still America or wha? oh sorry ladies this ones mine.... 1 bid ONE BILLION dollars muahahahahahaa 
Shhhh!!! You can't let anyone know that I'm a prime grade A chunk of man-beef!
I think they can already see that ... do you go to the gym or what? 
Pardon me while I do some crunches 
naked? 
How did you know? 
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I've found that I'm just not that into it if I don't feel something. Honestly, I'm a guy, which means that if I don't have some orgasmic release on a regular basis I will resort to car-jacking innocent people and breaking s**t indiscriminately. However, consider me a little old' fashioned in the sense that I will probably elect NOT to simply "screw" a chick just cause it's available.
Besides. Booty calls are waaaay too much drama |
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Do men...
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No, I'm not attracted to them, but if you come across a hard working one who will GIMME MY MONEY then, it's all good...
It's hard out here for a pimp. |
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Wha? An auction with no Negroes? Come on people... Is this still America or wha? oh sorry ladies this ones mine.... 1 bid ONE BILLION dollars muahahahahahaa
Shhhh!!! You can't let anyone know that I'm a prime grade A chunk of man-beef!
I think they can already see that ... do you go to the gym or what?
Pardon me while I do some crunches
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Wha? An auction with no Negroes? Come on people... Is this still America or wha? oh sorry ladies this ones mine.... 1 bid ONE BILLION dollars muahahahahahaa
Shhhh!!! You can't let anyone know that I'm a prime grade A chunk of man-beef!
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Wha? An auction with no Negroes? Come on people... Is this still America or wha?
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Ridiculous One Liners
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I actually got one that asked "Hey pa... You like sistas?"
I replied that I wasn't really into incest. |
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It's even better when they end up on my floor.
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Love Is.....
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Love is the physiological equivalent of eating mass quantities of chocolate.
Good thing I'm made of chocolate.
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about to steal some Zs... I'm so dog tired it's criminal. But I haven't posted in like 42082 years, so I figured I'd leave a bizarre random note and then disappear again
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SOmEtImeZ I just like to steal....
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Dammit Bruce...
(((((((rt))))))) how are ya boo?! Hello beautiful... I'm good... VERY tired... And in need of beer...
You? I'm ok... enjoying a glass of cabernet right now, relaxing with my friends here... May I pour you another, and massage your... Neck...? |
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Dammit Bruce...
(((((((rt))))))) how are ya boo?! Hello beautiful... I'm good... VERY tired... And in need of beer...
You? NO BEER!!! SAKE!!!! Fine... Fine... Sake... Just stop yelling. I have a headache. |
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Dammit Bruce...
(((((((rt))))))) how are ya boo?! Hello beautiful... I'm good... VERY tired... And in need of beer...
You? |
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Dammit Bruce...
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to the highest bidder
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hell no Doubling the plasma and x12 the cash and also throw in a couple of super sexy cars i'll steal your cars before you can deliver, and my apprentice BruceLeroy will cut the IV in your arm.
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to the highest bidder
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and now i do the DANCE OF JOY!!!
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to the highest bidder
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I'll even throw in some plasma and the money i was gonna give to the obama campaign and united negro college fund
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to the highest bidder
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x infinity damn you
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