Community > Posts By > madtownbouncer

 
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Thu 08/28/08 06:04 PM
When I was 10 I asked my dad for a pet ferret. We were kinda poor, but my dad somehow saved up the money and got me a pet ferret.

It wasn't until I was 12 that I realized it was just a friggin' squirrel...


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Sat 06/28/08 10:47 AM
Who makes plans a month in advance?

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Mon 05/26/08 05:03 PM
I don't think, "It depends on what she did," matters. If she did something so heinous, would it matter if she was caught or imprisoned? Would you want to be with her anyway, knowing she was capable of such an action?

Devil's advocate says, "What if while imprisoned she received help and came out a better person?"

I think what matters the most is the strength of the relationship, regardless of what the person did. Doesn't love conquer all?

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Sun 03/23/08 09:51 PM
Bad spellers, especially:

The word "definitely"
Using "loose" when you mean "lose"
People who don't know the difference between "to" and "too," "there, their, they're."

People who mess up common sayings or metaphors. When they say, "I could care less," instead of "I couldn't care less," for example. I could probably think of 100 more if I cared to.

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Tue 03/18/08 07:51 PM
You know how I know you're gay?

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Tue 03/04/08 05:47 PM
You'll surely end up in the "friend zone" if you don't snatch this one up. Why look at yourself as a distraction instead of as a support? Introduce her to me, I'll help her through this!

I was just kidding about the introduce her to me part, I don't need the drama. Good luck with her.

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Tue 03/04/08 05:41 PM
I was once given an extra $100 by a bank teller at a drive-through. I turned around and gave it back after I found the error, and hardly got a thank you from the teller. But you know what? I did the right thing and felt good about it. Hand me a payroll check for six-figures that I know isn't mine and I'm not even going to take it out of the envelope all the way, it's going back.

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Tue 03/04/08 05:37 PM
I started drumming when I was 16 and am fairly accomplished, having played with many bands and also done some work as a studio musician. I also play the guitar; been on that for a couple of years and only self-taught, so you know how that goes.

Just bought a program to learn to play piano/keyboards.

Kind of on this same subject, I'd love to meet a woman who also plays an instrument or can sing. I think a person with musical talent is a more interesting, well-rounded person.

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Sun 02/17/08 03:46 PM
I didn't even know they were going to fight, but I would have put my money on Tank. Kimbo's last fight with that ex-boxer was a joke.

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Sun 01/27/08 06:54 AM
Did anyone here see them? Seems like a lot of folks saw SOMETHING, and as usual, the government is coming across like they're covering something up. What's you're take?

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Fri 01/25/08 09:10 AM


How big are woman on looks im just curious. Me for instance I weigh 265 pounds my wardrobe consists mostly of jerseys and hooded sweatshirts. I have a beer belly and a big head with dark brown hair.



Prolly, not as big as you. I mean not for someone as big as you. I mean somebody with a wallet as big as you. are they not big on you, I dont think anything is big on you

J/K

Lol



Ladies and Gentlemen, Dr. Seuss!

:)

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Wed 01/23/08 11:52 PM
LIGHTNING! Those of you who have been near a lightning strike know what I mean. I think it's ozone.

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Wed 01/23/08 11:44 PM
The simplest answer is that we aren't equipped to understand these great mysteries and so must accept certain things based on our faith. You can't explain the unexplainable. I don't think we can really define God using our simple terms.

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Wed 01/23/08 12:16 PM
I like sniffing the bubbles of a freshly poured Coke in a cold glass. Pepsi works too.

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Wed 01/23/08 12:38 AM
I'm a big man too, but I have no trouble meeting women IN PERSON. Online, somenow it doesn't translate the same. I know I'm not a "10", but in person my personality takes center stage and I get much better looking. I usually date women who some folks might think are out of my league. They're not. They have just given the real me a chance and they have not been disappointed.
Grooming is important too. Smell nice and dress a little more stylish and that might help you as well.

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Tue 01/22/08 08:44 AM
Guys, leave the 50-year-old virgin alone.