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Topic:
I thought to myself......
Edited by
tim20721
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Sun 04/20/08 05:04 PM
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I thought to myself, then I talked to myself, then I argued with myself, then I told myself to go to hell, now Im waiting for myself to call me back.... 
I can loan my rice crispies....they are great peacemakers |
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Topic:
I thought to myself......
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I thought to myself - its alright you were correct
But voice said no you were wrong! but myself said you weren't there- and the voice answered i'm always watching and my rice crispies told myself and the voice to stop fighting so....... what was the question? |
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Topic:
The things we love about men
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{{{Wendy}}} 
{{{Symb}}}
<<<<trained in seat down catagory 
you haven't woke up as she heads to restroom, half asleep, and you knowing you left the seat up debating if the laugh will be worth the ranting? 
actually sweetie.......I would probably laugh my ass of and get him back when he was least expecting it.......more fun that way!!!!  Thats the spirit!!!!!!! I love a good sense of humor
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Topic:
The things we love about men
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{{{Wendy}}}
{{{Symb}}}
<<<<trained in seat down catagory
you haven't woke up as she heads to restroom, half asleep, and you knowing you left the seat up debating if the laugh will be worth the ranting?
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Topic:
The things we love about men
Edited by
tim20721
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Sun 04/20/08 03:10 PM
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they're handy to have around, dont need to be walked and are toilet trained (mostly). 
If you ladies can ever teach us to put the seat back down 
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Topic:
The things we love about men
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"Or when they say "No honey, you go sit, I'll do the dishes tonight" " Best words I ever heard coming from a man.
ok you need to quit reading those romance novels Guess you don't do dishes huh........Damn cuz if you were gonna do the dishes I was gonna wash your car in my bikini...lol... hmmm...now that could make me start doing the dishes! 
I'll do the dishes every day............. she spends rebuilding the car engine
I am not afraid to get dirty.......but I might need some assistance...lol... Ok Ok guess just have to do both jobs together.  If it ever gets out I'm reasonable they'll take my man card
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My pics say something about me. This one is my baby girl....been with me 24/7 for over 8 yrs now, my bike, love to ride, Dark side of the moon and 60's rock- classics- and the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow( A BEER STORE)
and the ones of me so everyone can see me.
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Topic:
The things we love about men
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"Or when they say "No honey, you go sit, I'll do the dishes tonight" " Best words I ever heard coming from a man.
ok you need to quit reading those romance novels Guess you don't do dishes huh........Damn cuz if you were gonna do the dishes I was gonna wash your car in my bikini...lol... hmmm...now that could make me start doing the dishes!
I'll do the dishes every day............. she spends rebuilding the car engine
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Topic:
mutual match?
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I had a date with a mutual match last night... it went well 
Starting to email with a match at the moment. Like all other contacts there is the chance, but have to wait and see... Can you say anything different from any picture you send an email to, or even someone you you meet on the street? |
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Topic:
mutual match?
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It can give a base for initial contact. But like everything on this site and even the site itself, its just a tool. Use it right it could be useful.
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3 nuns go to liquor store and ask for a bottle of tequila. The owner refuses, he can't sell hard liquor to nuns.
the leader tells him the mother superior is feeling bad and its for medicinal reasons. the owner relents, and finishes his day, locks his shop and there on the corner are the nuns, falling down drunk and howling at the moon... Outraged the owner accuses them of lying to him.... the leader tells him "we didn't lie, mother superiors constipated and when she sees us she'll sh*t!"
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Topic:
Sooo....
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Ok, so that guy from work that was flirting pretty hot n heavy finally fessed up. I had made a slight joke about him holding out on me, and he pulled me aside to tell me that he liked me, and that he didnt want to ruin the friendship that we have. so like...wtf? why flirt with me and lead me on to think you dig me that way that I dig you? I dont get BOYS! Doesn't matter what he says she says or whatever. If you like your job it's always better to keep personal relationships away. When things are not so good in a relationship most people can't separate their at home from at work lives. |
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Topic:
redneck groom
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Young newlyweds get to the hotel room, she gets undressed climbs into bed, he turns to her and says" lets get this clear from the start. I am the man of this family, what I say goes, and is final!"
She smiles hands him her panties and tells him to put them on. He asks why he'd want to do that she replies "its your last chance to get into my panties til that attitude changes" |
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Topic:
nudist colony
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Thats great. |
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Topic:
Can you drive a stick?
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I can go through 18 gears at 80,000lbs without touching clutch, while talking on the phone and petting the dog..... If it has two or more wheels I've got millions of miles driving.
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Tell me what you think.....
But be gentle, I'm delicate- |
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Topic:
How many
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hope is endless so let's hope...lol But even hope needs a little help...... been walking around any corners lately can you send direct ons to em???
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Topic:
Back hair...
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my father used to tell my sister freckles were from angel kisses. I've heard that...
Of course I used to tell her it was from when she was dropped on her head... but then I used to tell her the USSR was going to shoot down Santa too
ur to funny.... 
Thank you...always glad to bring a smile to a pretty lady
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Topic:
Back hair...
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my father used to tell my sister freckles were from angel kisses. I've heard that...
Of course I used to tell her it was from when she was dropped on her head... but then I used to tell her the USSR was going to shoot down Santa too
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Topic:
Need some suggestions-please
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Hello Mindy
Your profile is great.....I ever find the magic potion to make me young again i'll use all my charm and grace to steal you away to my castle
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