3 nuns go to liquor store and ask for a bottle of tequila. The owner refuses, he can't sell hard liquor to nuns.

the leader tells him the mother superior is feeling bad and its for medicinal reasons.

the owner relents, and finishes his day, locks his shop and there on the corner are the nuns, falling down drunk and howling at the moon...

Outraged the owner accuses them of lying to him....

the leader tells him "we didn't lie, mother superiors constipated and when she sees us she'll sh*t!"

holy crap

I like it,