3 times? I wouldn't worry about that. Now 3 times in an hour? Or 30 times in a day? I might become a little concerned and then even still. It's a computer....what are they gonna do? Drool on their keyboard a little? Just be flattered.

Sorry. Just finished a 5 hour car ride, after a full day at work, it's late, and my brain is only functioning at half mast.

What didn't you understand. If they're a teenager or older, they should be smart enough to know what's gonna hurt them.

I particularly liked this one (I'm a waitress):

Can I have anything on this menu? Anything? He threw it on the floor and said, would you stand on that for me?

If it's a child, then the parents, if it's a teenager or older, that person. I mean come on!

What if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about?

Hey Jason! Thanks! Glad I wasn't the only one. Though I have to admit, I could've easily missed it. No idea what I'm still doing awake. I should just go pop in a movie and pass out.

What happened to the goodnight thread? Maybe I missed an important post somewhere. Or is this terrets (I know I spelled it wrong, I dont wanna take the time to look it up) night?

People make snap judgements all the time. About everything. It's human nature. What makes the difference is how long you hold on to said judgements after you know otherwise. Just because you're an a**.

Maybe just perfect for them.

Damn. I'm out.

OOn the positive side, without these lovely profiles, think of all the entertainment you'd be missing out on. I was just happy not to read a quote from mine, though I am fairly sure that I had at least one of those in the first profile I made up.

Umm....I'm sorry, but if someone I'm sleeping with decided to sleep with other people, it IS my business and they damn well better tell me. It doesn't matter if you're exclusively dating or not. There's still trust that goes into having sex with someone. Like not getting an STD and if he, or she, is throwing their junk around willy nilly your odds are going to go up a lot higher.

"well i am 26 and i am looking for a nice women to take me as is i am very nice i dont care about how you look i just want you to love me i will do the world for you you just have to love me and care like theres no tomaro for me i cant spell too good i am all new at this so take me for who i am not what i look like or how big or small my wine wine is dam it sucks being single all the rules its like being in school i am adhd too its a hiper atcvie problem but i am a very loving caring do the word for ya porson and i help my mom and dad alot ya there the only think i have left just dont fuzt my heart around thank you so much peace out 2 ya looking for some one to move in only"

The header for this one gave it all away though:

"i am looking for some one to move in with me 40 archers and houes up north"

It's actually impossible to drink a gallon of milk in under an hour. You're body, stomach, won't physically let you.

Space.....it's a nice way of saying it's over that gives you time to adjust to them not being around before they tell you they think it's just not going to work.

Or it could actually mean that they need space. Maybe things moved too fast and they just need to step back, take a breather, and reground themselves.

Usually you just have to ask.

Umm I guess that would be a personal choice, but you should let them know that they're not just sleeping with you. They're sleeping with the other guy too.

I would bet that lady was reading the posts and spent days coming up with something to make her sound more intelligent. Who talks like that? It's reads more like a quote.

Well, if we're being honest, I have no idea what I want.

I know I don't want a drug user, even if it's just marijuana, someone who can't complete a thought without swearing, or someone that constantly takes the victim stance in life. I'm sure there's more, but I figure those are the biggies.

I think that woman used to come into the restaurant I worked at.