Wow! Thanks! Doesn't get much better than that!

It'd never work. You'd run across the street to satisfy the neighbor lady and I'd be left crying in front of my computer.

Keep the facial hair

Is this something that's not done very often?

Uh oh

Just from tonight, I think there should be a website entitled Clingys or Fast Forward or something. This seems to be an issue on both sides.

Nope. She's actually pretty great. Just completely lacking any filter whatsoever. I mean it is completely gone.

You obviously missed my point, but that's okay. Focus on what you like.

lol It was VERY awkward for about the first 5 minutes. After that I just had to say okay and roll with it.

Okay! I'll try to keep this short.

Wednesday my dad picked up my godmother, whom we haven't seen in 20 years.

Friday, he announced that they're getting married this coming Wednesday and that I get the condo and my sister gets the furniture! Sweet!

Saturday, I'm about to go to sleep, on the couch, when my Godmother, future step-mom comes out in the living room stark naked! and says, "I'm naked." Then proceeds to keep me up for the next 5 hours, 3 of which she remained naked for, talking about her life and how she may be a mass murderer and various other thoughts that run through her head.

Sunday, today, we celebrated Easter, at which time my sister brought her b/f over to meet everyone. Poor guy was here 15 minutes before he said, "Ummm, can I have a drink please?"

Only 3 more days to go! Can't wait to see what happens!

Wow. She doesn't deserve it? Sounds like you've already decided to "quit wasting your time". I wouldn't want a friend that thought of me that way. Or if they did, I'd hope they pointed it out to me rather than complaining about it to random strangers.

Anytime, darlin!

Try serving them.

Well I implied it! Or meant to. Sorry, here, let me fix that!

Oh no, Jason. I would never do that! Your emails are the best! I wake up every morning and run to my computer to see if you've written to me and then when you haven't I'm unconsolable for at least an hour. After which I then sit in front of my computer impatiently waiting, clicking from my account to mail back to my account, back to mail, on and on until I just can't take it anymore! But when you do send me something, I do a happy dance in my living room until the neighbor lady starts pounding on her ceiling with a broom trying to make me stop. Then I sit down and read said email at least a dozen times before going back and starting with the first one and reading them all in succession again.

That better?

But they're so entertaining! I love reading emails. So long as they don't just say what's up. I really think maybe I should just try to find some penpals and then I'd be completely satisfied.

I think I'd have to say to take some time before throwing yourself full force into these guys. And I'd probably talk to more than one at a time. The "I just got laid" text is a little bit of a jerk-off thing to do, okay, a big one, but unless you've had the discussion, it's not a commited relationship.

I think I got this. So in essence, what you were saying is that if someone hasn't taken the time to actually get to know you then they can't be rejecting you because they have no idea who you are or what they're saying no to? So it's not personal, it's just a matter of choosing, say chinese over pizza for a day.

Not on the internet, but this is a ton of fun to do in person sometimes!

Nope. You've got the right of it there.