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I'd just be SOL, I guess, because a guy that would run around WITH me would later run around ON me.
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MINGLE CELEBRITY ROAST
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I'll have you know I'm on a diet: the seafood diet. Bah-bum-bum.
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Buying gifts for men
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I once mentioned to my grandmother that I couldn't decide what to get my then-fiance for Christmas. She told me that a woman was not supposed to buy a man gifts unless he was her fiance, and then she could only buy him handkerchiefs or a "parasol." I immediately called up my fiance and asked: "So which do you want, a handerkerchief or a parasol?!" I always wondered if he married me just so he could get "real" gifts!
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MINGLE CELEBRITY ROAST
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I like dan Underneath his rude sarcastic exterior I bet he's a ***** Umm cat. Yeah cat 
Everyone that knows me well knows i am more of a bastard that what i come across in the threads! Actually he's a bunny in a jackass suit. Better than being a wrinkle in an old woman's suit.. Pfft. I don't have wrinkles. I had myself steam cleaned just yesterday. you mean you took your bra off to pull out all the wrinkles...lol I tried that, and it didn't work. All it did was pull my eyebrows down over my lip...and they clashed with my mustache. |
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New
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The restrooms are down that way--------------->
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MINGLE CELEBRITY ROAST
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I like dan Underneath his rude sarcastic exterior I bet he's a ***** Umm cat. Yeah cat
Everyone that knows me well knows i am more of a bastard that what i come across in the threads! Actually he's a bunny in a jackass suit. Better than being a wrinkle in an old woman's suit.. Pfft. I don't have wrinkles. I had myself steam cleaned just yesterday. |
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Topic:
MINGLE CELEBRITY ROAST
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I like dan Underneath his rude sarcastic exterior I bet he's a ***** Umm cat. Yeah cat
Everyone that knows me well knows i am more of a bastard that what i come across in the threads! Actually he's a bunny in a jackass suit. |
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I did it
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I DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its been 9 months today with a drink!!!!!!!!!!!  But I knew that I was always a strong person
*pats self on back* 
You go, Girl! I'm proud of ya! |
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Guess their age...
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40[quote/]
That's it. I'm putting you in the will! |
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Guess their age...
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26
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How Bizarre....
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No...but one day I drove past the field in front of my former high school and they were filming a Kool-Aid commercial...complete with the big pitcher of Kool-Aid assaulting whatever was in his path. Does that count?
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Hmmmm...Squirrel...rabbit...quail...moose. Held my nose at the possum. As for the first four...once is enough.
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Edited by
myteemouse
on
Fri 06/12/09 04:35 PM
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I'm in NW Ar-kan-saw, and we have photos of the various funnel clouds touching down today. We are still under a watch, but I doubt anything's gonna come of it this far north.
Now you guys south...my son is south of Dallas, and I've warned him that this is a "yeah, right" storm system. So yes, to be safe, pay close attention to any warnings. This is quite a turbulent storm system. If you guys get what we got, it comes out of nowhere. Godspeed. |
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I knew I bought cake mix and ice cream for a reason! Happy Birthday (and where would you like me to send the cake?)
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how do you?
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While I'm loving some of the suggestions here (and taking notes), my instinct in these situations is to remove myself as far away from the offenders as humanly possible and take deep breaths and remind myself how important the people attending that I care about are to me and how upset they might be if I just go off on this fool! Deep breaths. Step away.
But if they get REALLY REALLY OBNOXIOUS: A big huge "Oops, I'm so sorry!" accompanied by a big huge cup of ice and sticky liquid down their backs helps ME! |
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So it seemed so unique and yet convincing , I mean imagine if someone delivers you an email address on a piece of paper? Would that be convincing to you that someone "really" want to meet you?
Just because someone really wants to meet you doesn't mean that person really has their head together. She's playing little girl games. This will move up into higher forms of drama. Run. Run like the wind. |
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what you do is duct tape everything down then go out and get the leaf blower and fire that baby up and go through the house with is as for dishes. just lay them on the floor and the dog will clean them up for you I have a friend who discovered that his roommate was doing JUST THAT! |
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Asking for help
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could somebody help me finish this twelve pack? Me!Me!Me! Pick me! |
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Excellent! |
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Leg Cramps )-;
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Bananas, OJ, tomatoes, tomato juice. But don't OVERdo it...too much potassium is as bad for your heart as too little (and it doesn't do your kidneys much good either).
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