Community > Posts By > dysFUNctional
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I'm back and checkin' out his profile again!!!
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One more time before I go into surgery.
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Topic:
Having Surgery
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Thank you all so much.
I appreciate all the prayers and kind words. |
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Having Surgery
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Best wishes Thank you |
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Having Surgery
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Just wanted to say to all of you that I'll miss you for a little bit.
I am having total knee replacement surgery tomorrow and I might be out for a bit. So depending if the hospital has WiFi or not I might be out for a month or or so. If they do I'll be on by Friday. So you all behave yourselves and I'll miss you. |
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Topic:
woman and a boat
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Topic:
Dating Younger
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I've been through this before and now the guy is my best friend. I finally had to sit him down face to face and say hey look nothing against you cause you are a wonderful person but as a couple I'm not interested and if you can't understand that and understand your place with me then we can't be friends either. And I told him what I would do if he couldn't respect my feelings.
Some people just need it to be straight forward and to the point, no being Mr. Nice Guy before they understand. I hate to say this but you almost have to be selfish and rude before they get it. Good Luck |
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Today's video is soo funny. Watch it if you can
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Topic:
Blah..The Details.
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I know how hard that is. It seems everytime I have to take my kids back to their Dad's I cry all the way home and they only live 20 minutes away. My thoughts and prayers are with you.
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Topic:
REGISTER 5
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Little Chicano Kids
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Little Chicano Kids
It's always the Little Chicano kids that get in trouble for no reason at all... It was the first day of school for the kindergarten class ; as the teacher walked in the classroom ,she noticed something was written on the chalkboard : T T T 1 A She looked at the children and said , ' Who wrote this ? ' Little Keith raises his hand and says , ' I did, teacher '. ' Well , what does that mean , Keith ? ' asked the teacher. Keith answers , ' It means , ' To The Teacher 1 Apple ' ' and with that, he gave the teacher an apple. ' Very good, ' says the teacher, 'Thank you. ' The next morning , the teacher walks in the classroom , and notices ,once again, something written on the board. This time, the chalkboard reads: T T T 1 O - She asked the children , ' Who wrote this ? ' Then little Bobby answers, 'I did, teacher.' The teacher says, 'Well , Bobby, what does that mean?' Bobby says, 'It means, 'To The Teacher 1 Orange, ' and he gives the teacher an orange. 'Very nice, Bobby, thank you', said the teacher. The next morning, she walks in the classroom, and she noticed on the board : ' F * C K 1 T '. Disappointed, the teacher exclaimed , ' WHO WROTE THIS!! ' Then little Juanito raises his hand and says, ' I did, teacher.' Angrily, the teacher asks, 'Well, what does this mean, Juanito? ' 'It means, 'From Us Chicano Kids , 1 Tamale.' |
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Topic:
Redneck Love Poem
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SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE; SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO. PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER. I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW, BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER. SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL; BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS, HE SAID, "THERE'S TROUBLE STILL, YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL, AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YOU' MOTHER, BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO' I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER." BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, "MY CHILD, JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY, MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE - YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY." |
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Topic:
Funeral Procession
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FUNERAL PROCESSION:
(DON'T SKIP THE PRAYER AT THE END . . . IT'S PRICELESS!) A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee...when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long, black hearse was followed by a second long, black hearse.... about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse,was a solitary woman..... walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file. The woman was so curious that she respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, 'I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?' 'My husband's.' 'What happened to him ?' The woman replied, 'My dog attacked and killed him.' She inquired further, 'Well, who is in the second hearse?' The woman answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband...when the dog turned on her.' A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women........ 'Can I borrow the dog?' 'Get in line.' A Woman's Prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man; Love, To forgive him; and Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death. |
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i love his profile!! It is alot of fun. My hats off to him |
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Topic:
$10.00
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Guess he can't please everybody, but I still like it. |
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Topic:
The big leap (May offend)
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You are good buddy
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