"I can't be with a guy that looks like I won him in a raffle"

Always

(Stands up and shouts) Over here - another webbed footed, rusty, moldy, mossy, damp Wa****onian.

Not depressed about my weight, now my job is another story.
Thanks for caring though.

OP, you've said that you really liked this guy, brought up the age difference and wrote him off for saying "what up?". I'm thinking there is more to this because if it is then, oh yeah, you over-reated. Are you concerned about the age difference? Are you looking for reasons this can't work out?

As for him coming to your house, I think he felt more relaxed with you and simply thought it would be a cute way to start your day.

Thank you, but I tend to look better in pictures. How many pairs of shoes do you have? Sorry guys, girl talk...

Luv the new pictures!! You are adorable.

Making sure the guys looking realize that I am fat so we don't wasted each other's time if they can't handle it.

I agree, your profile is confusing. Are you, or are you not looking for a relationship? If you are just looking for friends, put the center picture up as your main profile pic because in it you look friendly and fun.

To clean up your profile, get rid of the fat references (do as I say, not as I do) and focus on why you will be a good friend. Listing your interests was good.

Edit: Ah, now I see about the "love thing". I still think you should remove the reference to this person and move forward with your life.

I'm huddled up with blankets bent over my keyboard looking for anything interesting in the forums. Sigh...

I'm going to go against the grain here. Why would you want to meet someone that has already lied? There are too many people that lie about their age because they are either dissatisfied with who they are or are basically looking for younger people and know there are age limits on many profiles. Do you really want to go there?

I only make this during the holidays, but don't use the bacon bits and sub the french cut beans for frozen baby green beans. It isn't a holiday dinner without it.

Oh yeah, I don't use a blender either.

Nope, we're a figment of your imagination.

My job...

Because I really am fat.