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The Why's Of MEN
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hahaha i know
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Topic:
The Why's Of MEN
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Thu 01/17/08 05:15 PM
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart |
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http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Parthenon/6528/shaunlaws.htm
read all the weird laws there are in the world... some are absolutely RIDICULOUS!!!!! and some just dont make sense in general.... but its pretty funny lol... |
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women are crazy!!!
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A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.. Up to 80. "I want the car, too," he continues. 85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!" The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?" The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need," she says. "Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag." Moral of the Story : Women are crazy!!!! |
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tummy trouble
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a little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. the parents stop and his mom quickly dismount, pulling the covers around her.
"what were you and dad doing?" the boy asks his mom. "well your dad has a big tummy and sometimes i have to get on top of it to help flatten it," she explaing. "your wasting your time," says the boy "when you go shopping the lady next door gets on her knees and blows it right back up" |
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What is........
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when your talking to someone and they say something but you didnt hear them and when u askt hem what they said they say oh nevermind .. or oh nothing forget it..... it drives me INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Has anyone ever been to
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Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. I went last year, but I didn't really do too much. I was just wondering if anyone had been there and had good ideas on things to do? i went to puerto vallarta and honestly i LOVED it.... i went to the clubs.. i went shopping ... but i mostly just stayed at the hotel because there's alot to do there... i never went and ate at any retaurant out of the hotel because there was 8 restaurants... but honestly.. all u have to do is meet the people in the hotel with you and your set...i met 8 awesome guys from toronto and now were like best friends... and also when u leave and u meet people you really like.. you should get their emails or something and keep in touch.... i would defaintely recommend puerto vallarta to everyone!.... its one of my favorite places in the world!!..... yeah its mine too. The place I stayed at, I had my favorite Bar! I can't wait to see all my friends that live down there! Thank you so much though! I'll have to go clubbing, iwas kind of nervous to tho lol honestly just as long as u are with friends and you arent tooooo drunk then your good cuz those mexicans can be crazy lol... which hotel did u stay at? |
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Flush
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Has anyone ever been to
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I agree, it is beautiful at the resorts though. Lots of Canadians there also.....lol. well when i went down it was just after march break.. but yeah there were alot of canadians at my resort lol.... alot from toronto... and a couple others from like north bay .. otttawa.. and other places... but yeah it was fun!
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look at this :O
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Washington:
Having sex with a virgin is illegal under any circumstances (including the wedding night). um..... im sorry but how does this work out lol.... hahaha your suppose to be a virgin for life? hahaha |
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Has anyone ever been to
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ive been to lots of places in canada... ive been to alot of places in the states... ive been to mexico ive been to lebanon... ive been to czec republic... like i mean out of the places ive been to so far that and a couple of others are my #1 choice for vacation... yeah we did leave the resort for the day to go shopping and see how they live and stuff... and you actually see how they live by just being on the beach... like when they make things and sell them to you... its really sad and i feel bad for them you know |
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look at this :O
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thanks for giving me a fun activity!! hahah your welcome.. lol i thought it was pretty wild... |
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Has anyone ever been to
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The world being? the world... lol what u mean... |
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look at this :O
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http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Parthenon/6528/shaunlaws.htm
read all the weird laws there are in the world... some are absolutely RIDICULOUS!!!!! and some just dont make sense in general.... but its pretty funny lol... |
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Has anyone ever been to
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Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. I went last year, but I didn't really do too much. I was just wondering if anyone had been there and had good ideas on things to do? i went to puerto vallarta and honestly i LOVED it.... i went to the clubs.. i went shopping ... but i mostly just stayed at the hotel because there's alot to do there... i never went and ate at any retaurant out of the hotel because there was 8 restaurants... but honestly.. all u have to do is meet the people in the hotel with you and your set...i met 8 awesome guys from toronto and now were like best friends... and also when u leave and u meet people you really like.. you should get their emails or something and keep in touch.... i would defaintely recommend puerto vallarta to everyone!.... its one of my favorite places in the world!!..... |
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i cant breath without that
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haha, I was kidding hun your doing good with the jokes, post all you want 
thanks alot...atleast some people appraciate it .... unlike someone BGEORGE!!!! |
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i cant breath without that
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lol whats so funny?! |
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i cant breath without that
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OMG, your only allowed 30 posts in a week, your gonna use them all up on these blonde jokes 
i didnt know you were only allowed 30 in a week... that sucks! lol.. oh well ill just use them up and then come up with better ones for the next week ahaha here's yer sign
what u mean here's my sign? |
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i cant breath without that
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OMG, your only allowed 30 posts in a week, your gonna use them all up on these blonde jokes
i didnt know you were only allowed 30 in a week... that sucks! lol.. oh well ill just use them up and then come up with better ones for the next week ahaha |
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Turn back your car odometer
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Hahaha, that's a good one. You're a blond-joke machine! haha thanks i guess lol
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