.....I hate it when men are blind to the fact that the only reason Barbie got Kens car and house was because he was screwing Skipper while hiding his crush on G.I. Joe.
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......I hate it when men take Kens side...clearly Barbie isn't Kens one and only.
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When cars are suppose to merge into traffic on the freeway..but they stop and wait for traffic ...like they are suppose to just stop and say "Please..come on in". ....I hate it that most people over here drive like that. |
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...............I have to fold my own laundry. Well, whose laundry would you prefer to fold? Johnny Depps. |
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...............I have to fold my own laundry.
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.....I hate it when Ken cheats on Barbie.
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Actually i kinda do considering i can't really vent about that to my fam since my fam is the prob.
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............You have to 'air dry' cause you didn't bother to make sure there was toilet paper before you sat down.
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...............I'm craving home made tacos...make the tacos...then find that i don't have any friggin cheese.
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..................I take pills they get stuck in my throat.
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............Vampires sparkle.
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............I'm forced to watch the latest Underworld movie and its more ridiculous than Twilight.
(dedicated to the Pup) |
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When you're driving through the mountains, and you're break line breaks. ....i hate when that happens too. |
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..................People try to race you on the highway when clearly a Nissan Sentra isn't going to beat an Audi.
friggin loser |
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................Girls play silly games.
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.......I can't figure out what type of porno I'm in the mood to watch.
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................My allergies prevent me from sleeping.
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.....................My stomach confuses me into thinking i have to poo but then i don't?
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................You get the paper toilet seat cover stuck to your arse when using a public bathroom.
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..........Tourists are waiting for the "walk" sign with their baby stroller halfway in the roadway.
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