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Sat 03/24/12 11:22 AM
sweet so it is

i love these :)

okay so

do the men know each other?

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Sat 03/24/12 11:17 AM
so this is a questionnaire riddle?

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Sat 03/24/12 11:15 AM
fofodeus

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Sat 03/24/12 11:15 AM
aye and thats gotta suck

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Sat 03/24/12 11:14 AM
fofofo

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Sat 03/24/12 11:13 AM
fofosix

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Sat 03/24/12 11:07 AM
indeed!

so i win?

tongue2

tell u the truth idk what i was supposed to say to this?

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Sat 03/24/12 11:06 AM

So, this past week my nine year old son came up with the brilliant idea that he's entitled to an allowance. "Everyone else at school gets one" Being the stingy bastard I am, I've never offered one and was hoping he'd never hear of the concept. Unfortunately, now he has and he's been hounding me about it since.

I told him I'd give him the same allowance I got when I was his age, a whopping fifty cents a week. I'd splurge it all at once and buy myself a pack of baseball cards, you know, the ones with the stale piece of bubble gum that comes with it. I never felt like it wasn't a lot of money

He didn't go for that. "Fifty cents?!? That's nothin! That might have been worth something back in the olden days" LOL. Guess I'm an old timer now. "You have to give me five bucks a week at least!"

So..... a daily chore list is in the works. Gonna make him earn it!


What do you think about allowances? What's a good weekly dollar amount? Do you treat it like an entitlement or teach them early on how that working hard is what makes you money?




heh i got ten bucks a week
and would get 25 from my neighbor for cutting her grass once a week
and 20 for cleaning my other neighbors pool a week

ah the good old tax free days

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Sat 03/24/12 11:03 AM
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Sat 03/24/12 11:02 AM

Ooooooohhhhhh Grasshopper.......

One can not be honest.......

until he has experienced dishonest.

One can not be good......

Until he has experienced.....Bad!!!

For how would he know the.........

Difference?????


bull

you dont need to know the difference to be one or the other

spend ur whole life tellin the truth
spend ur whole life tellin the lies

u dont "need" to know the difference to "be" one or the other

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Sat 03/24/12 10:57 AM
who is mike?

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Sat 03/24/12 10:55 AM
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Sat 03/24/12 10:52 AM

i never said anything about nudity.
o.O
and why one earth would i get arrested?
i can claim it was accidental.


not sure
but when u said, "wat kind of girl--"
thats usually when i hear that xD

as for being arrested
its a hunch lol

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Sat 03/24/12 10:51 AM
Edited by MonkeyBite on Sat 03/24/12 11:08 AM

if Pride didn't exist in Heaven...then explain why Satan is no longer in Heaven.....


Ezekial 28: 12-19

15 You were blameless in your ways
from the day you were created
till wickedness was found in you.
16 Through your widespread trade
you were filled with violence,
and you sinned.
So I drove you in disgrace from the mount of God,
and I expelled you, guardian cherub,
from among the fiery stones.


his own duty.
his arrogance grew.

this "pride" you speak of, here, didnt take place in heaven
satan became corrupted on earth, was judged in heaven, and banished/forbidden from returning


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Sat 03/24/12 10:44 AM
what in the?
what r u goin on bout? shocked

romeo died, btw
so she single now?
rofl

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Sat 03/24/12 10:42 AM
whaa?

i never said do it naked!
besides, after u get arrested
i'd have to bail u out
seemin as how i gave u the idea
sooo youtube = bail

shades

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Sat 03/24/12 10:40 AM



Dang....should I take a number?laugh


i got a question

how do u get a hottie like this?

:angel:


Just ask her Romeo :wink:


her romeo?

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Sat 03/24/12 10:39 AM
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Sat 03/24/12 10:38 AM


"Pride" exist beyond flesh and is a temptation that will be no more easier to ignore in Heaven than it was to ignore here on Earth ..."Pride" exist under many names....and one of those names is "Free WIll"



how so?
now we find ourselves easily tempted/corrupted becuz of our distance from god

however such does not exist there
pride, like love here, will be but just a word

whats there to be "prideful" of, eh?

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Sat 03/24/12 10:35 AM


starbucks,
here i come!



brahaha

perfect! can i film it for youtube? bigsmile