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Tue 02/17/09 01:11 PM
Silence is golden, duck tape is silver.

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Tue 02/17/09 01:08 PM
Averything I evert needed to know, I learned in prison.

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Tue 02/17/09 08:51 AM

Yep! And if not...I'll just hunt down & kill it...
laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 02/15/09 11:17 AM


Holy crap! Yeah she gets $40,000 grand a year aid for school. Psycho womb waver makes twice what I make a year. But her personality is so ugly I'm amazed a turkey baster would have sex with her.
and to think we all that barely work are paying for her to go to school, feed her, and pay for her bills sheet!!! i cant even do those things for myself!
$40,000 a year. she makes more than me......

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Sun 02/15/09 11:13 AM
The sad thing is I know at least four woman, who I went to high school with that think that way. They have many childern with diffent fathers and live at home with there parents. And think there is no problem with it. Products of failed parenting creating more childern with distorted minds. "Well my mom had me at fifteen so why shouldn't I." " It's ok I don't have a job thats what child support is for."

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Sun 02/15/09 11:01 AM


I color my hair, but decided to go a shade darker this time because it washes out into a shade of blonde..nothing against blondes, just never wanted to be one.

I am not certain, 'cause my hair isn't dry yet, but...I think my hair is purple!noway



I'm a smurf!tears

The purple will dull!!
Smurfett was hott!love

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Sun 02/15/09 10:59 AM
The doctor is wrong, we should sue him for being a jack off. She is not sane.... She must be suffering from a mental proplem. The doctor was to busy collecting a pay check, to see that that woman needs to see a shrink opposed to a reproductive speclist.

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Thu 02/12/09 10:57 AM
Govner of Ill, haven't had a good one yet, do we relly need one?

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Thu 02/12/09 08:31 AM
Edited by TristanBru on Thu 02/12/09 08:32 AM
Hell, you might see me there before the days over.

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Thu 02/12/09 08:29 AM
So its offical, I'm getting laid off thank you very much. Thats ok I liked camping anyway, now I can live in a tent. What a ****en joke this countury has become!!!!!!!!!! I should go rob a bank. Aleast if I get cought I'll have a place to sleep!

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Wed 02/11/09 01:50 PM

I wouldnt quite call myself an attention whore, but at the same time i hate to go unnoticed. Im not the type of person to hang in the background.


Awww so your the guy in the white cargo van offering candy to kids as they walk by.laugh laugh laugh Just kidding.

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Wed 02/11/09 12:31 PM
The wtf blanket, what a great idea.laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 02/11/09 11:40 AM
It's only illegial if someone catches you.

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Wed 02/11/09 11:35 AM
I worked new home construction since high school. when the housing market tanked, got a job for a industral supply company. It was a lot less then I made doing construction but a pay check is a pay check. Was finely starting to get out from all the bills accumated by moving and changing jobs. Now there talking about cutting my hours. I giveing up friends, relationships, homes, and cars. Every day I see my standard of living slip anouther notch lower. I live in a roomate's condo and have nothing to call my own but the motorcycle stuffed in the corner of the parking lot. I used to rent my own home, I used to own two cars and a motorcycle. I'm tired of working 40 hours a week just to clear rent. All while a C.E.O. of some jack off company that cooks it's books, gets goverment bail outs for sending work overseas. Then gets a three million dollar bonus. I say kill them all and let god sort it out.

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Tue 02/10/09 08:21 PM
I'm on my way.bigsmile

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Tue 02/10/09 08:08 PM

Voluteer for the anal probe.laugh
kinky

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Tue 02/10/09 07:58 PM
7or8

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Tue 02/10/09 07:54 PM
Jump on my motorcycle, and ride off into the sunset.

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Tue 02/10/09 05:21 PM
"No one ever win's with a head butt".

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Tue 02/10/09 10:57 AM
A jar of apple sauce dated july 2004. Going to hold on to it, see if it goes bad. It might say for awhile since its still sealed.

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