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Thu 03/12/09 07:55 PM

I miss the times when dating used to be so easy and MUCH MORE FREQUENT!! laugh
laugh laugh

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Thu 03/12/09 07:27 PM

Is anyone else bored out of thier minds or am I alone in this boat?yawn asleep asleep
Mind ha ha ha you assume i had a mind to start with.

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Thu 03/12/09 06:13 PM




"Chivalry" is dead. along with values and morals. I thought there was a memo on this!


That's not true... I'm still alive!

I like holding open doors, pushing the chair in, giving my coat, and offering my arm when we walk.

Call it whatever you want, but I can't bring myself to treat women any other way, "My momma raised a gentleman"
And then that gentleman becomes the fall back cruch for every girl he's ever been freinds with. The o would you come over and fix my car,and paint my room guy. The door mat they use to get what they want........Oooo thats justme being saltyhuh


Oh, Mr. Salty McBitterson tongue2 smitten

Yes, I suppose some women would totally rely on a guy like that but not all women. I hate asking for a man to help me when I know damn well I can do most things myself. I WANT a man -- I don't NEED a man! winking

Your point is taken though. There are equal examples of men and women that take advange of each other. flowers
Mr. Salty McBitterson lol I'm changing my screen name to that .laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 03/12/09 06:09 PM

Or ride dirt roads and shoot stop signs with your gun? Thats what we call fun around here......lol
the way the roads are around my house are so bad they would be better off dirt.

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Thu 03/12/09 06:02 PM

Come on...reveal your moments of shame.

Today I had a moment when my inner redneck was undeniable...

Some friends arrived, unloaded some items and a whole bunch guns. We shot the items and them burned them!

Damn...I am a redneck...hahaha

So...have you ever...even just once...indulged your inner redneck?
Damn, I miss shooting and buring stuff! laugh laugh

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Thu 03/12/09 05:59 PM


"Chivalry" is dead. along with values and morals. I thought there was a memo on this!


That's not true... I'm still alive!

I like holding open doors, pushing the chair in, giving my coat, and offering my arm when we walk.

Call it whatever you want, but I can't bring myself to treat women any other way, "My momma raised a gentleman"
And then that gentleman becomes the fall back cruch for every girl he's ever been freinds with. The o would you come over and fix my car,and paint my room guy. The door mat they use to get what they want........Oooo thats justme being saltyhuh

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Thu 03/12/09 05:52 PM
"Chivalry" is dead. along with values and morals. I thought there was a memo on this!

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Thu 03/12/09 05:40 PM




Ok...so I guess the first question is..or maybe i missed it somewhere...why can't you drive?what


I have a under developed optic nerve. My eyes can;t focus on objects far away, when leaves me unable to pass the eye test for a valid driver's licence. It sucks because that actualy hinders my dating life.
Don't feel to bad cars suck, there a big waste of money. Payments, insurance,gas,plates,tickets,and up keep. Consider your self lucky. If I had all the money I've wasted on cars over the years I'd be rich by now.



Yeah, but you know you've loved making out in those cars over the years. :laughing: Wasn't that worth at least a little of the money?

This poor kid will never get to go *bouncy bouncy* in the back of a Lincoln. rofl
Yea It was pretty cool haveing my date do chin ups in the back of my jeep.pitchfork

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Thu 03/12/09 05:34 PM


Ok...so I guess the first question is..or maybe i missed it somewhere...why can't you drive?what


I have a under developed optic nerve. My eyes can;t focus on objects far away, when leaves me unable to pass the eye test for a valid driver's licence. It sucks because that actualy hinders my dating life.
Don't feel to bad cars suck, there a big waste of money. Payments, insurance,gas,plates,tickets,and up keep. Consider your self lucky. If I had all the money I've wasted on cars over the years I'd be rich by now.

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Thu 03/12/09 05:27 PM

Okay so I'm taking the initiative here on this one.

Free Date, that means I pay for dinner, and the movie, or whatever it is you would like to do.

All you have to do is Drive, because I can't drive, but I will pay gas money.

I'm being totaly serious, if you message me and we figure out a time to go, then it's on.

First come first serve.
I'll take this one better I'll do the same thing, but I'll DRIVE. "Hey it might work?".

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Thu 03/12/09 05:24 PM

Okay so I'm taking the initiative here on this one.

Free Date, that means I pay for dinner, and the movie, or whatever it is you would like to do.

All you have to do is Drive, because I can't drive, but I will pay gas money.

I'm being totaly serious, if you message me and we figure out a time to go, then it's on.

First come first serve.
Hell I'd put on a dress for that deal.

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Tue 03/03/09 05:34 PM
flowerforyou flowerforyou



I just finished two research papers this evening and was getting bored so I decided to amuse myself with judgmental aka honest comments about moi out of pure curiosity~

Soooooo bring it! >:]

*goes off to get some coffee*



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Tue 03/03/09 06:15 AM


I would opt for number one. I am usually dressed for a state fair. It would seem less pressured to me and more fun. I like corn dogs, too.:smile:

me too.. and the ones that are filled with cheese! cheesedogs!! yum:smile:
don't froget the deep fryed pickels.

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Fri 02/27/09 01:59 PM
last october? Yea, If it going to be that long I'll most defently be homeless.

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Thu 02/26/09 01:33 PM
Edited by TristanBru on Thu 02/26/09 01:39 PM
So was told today that I will be now working a 4 day work week. total of 32 hours max. No over time will be paid with out managements ok. I also had my annual review where I got great remarks, and should have gotten a large raise........ not this year again. Thank You republican party and presdent Bush. You drove this country in the ****ter and Obama and his lackies are pulling the lever. They have taken way our freedom and jobs, and homes. We are well on our way to fall to on the way side. Becomeing the new mexico, penny less and ran by criminals. O...... wait Mexico's the country thats getting our jobs and building our cars. So if Any one's in the market for a year old sports car that I bought last year when my job was so certain let me know. Just knock on the window I'll most likely be liveing in it. frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated

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Thu 02/26/09 10:41 AM
I just read that in the paper. The guy was helping two women cross the street. From the list of his wounds sounds like he's lucky to be alive. It said tickets were still pending for the women too. Got to get there tax money some how.

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Thu 02/26/09 10:34 AM




So I was thinking what if I took a toaster, and a bike rim...pulled the spokes out of the bike rim and attached them to the toaster effectively creating a toaster-table, if I could then in turn patent the idea and make loads of money off of some other stupid idea...


God I wish I had an A$$ like that.:wink:


It's a lamp.


You say tomato....and I have a dirty mind.
It got me to the first time I saw it.

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Thu 02/26/09 09:18 AM
How about " Meet lonely married women" that dosen't sound like it would end up on a up comeing show on cop's.

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Wed 02/25/09 02:54 PM
When Chuck Norris played golf for money, chuck marked down a hole in 0 every time, a pro at the golf club, said to Chuck: "excuse me sir, but you cant score zero on a hole". Chuck Norris turned towards the man and said, im Chuck Norris, the man then proceeded to pour gas over his body and set himself on fire because that would be less painful than getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face anyways. laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 02/25/09 02:50 PM

Have you ever set up a date, a spacific time and place to meet, you show up on time, you might even get there first, go ahead and get a table for two, and you wait. With all the tech. these days, cell phones and e-mails, the other person knows he/she is not going to show up, and yet you sit there waiting, telling the waitress, you will wait to order when you friend arrives. You end up feeling and looking like a fool.Do you call and try to find out what happend to them? do you make excuses for them? so you feel like a fool? do you give them another chance?

I always wait outside so that don't happen. Had it happen once, never again.

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