can I hide in here for a bit......I am scared of all the superglossed lips flying around here these days.......

So, Run Wild.......where are the smokin hot men........
did someone give them a freeze pop...lol..

This is a simple & tasty horsd'oeuvre just cook a breadstick and slap on the bacon!

Welcome to JSH!

Cheer Up... Here's Your Horrorscope

AQUARIUS: January 20 - February 18
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, which causes you to make the same mistake over and over again. People think you are stupid.


PISCES: February 19 - March 20
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA or FBI. You have a minor influence over your associates and people resent you for flaunting it at peers. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people do horrible things to small animals.


ARIES: March 21 - April 19
You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are not very nice.


TAURUS: April 20 - May 20
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are a communist.


GEMINI: May 21 - June 20
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are cheap. Geminis are known for committing incest.


CANCER: June 21 - July 22
You are sympathetic and understanding toward other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You're always putting things off. That's why you'll never make anything of yourself. Most welfare recipients are Cancers.


LEO: July 23 - August 22
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and dislike honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leos are known thieves.


VIRGO: August 23 - September 22
You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and sometimes fall asleep while making love. Virgos make good bus drivers.


LIBRA: September 23 - October 22
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women make good prostitutes. All Libra die of veneral disease.


SCORPIO: October 23 - November 21
You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. Most Scorpios are murdered.


SAGITARIUS: November 22 - December 21
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendancy to rely on luck, since you lack talent. The majority of Sagitarians are drunks or dope fiends. People laugh at you a great deal.


CAPRICORN: December 23 - January 19
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You don't do much of anything and are lazy. There has never been born a Capricorn of any importance. Capricorns should avoid standing still too long, as they tend to root.

lol ...how long?...2 weeks...

it gets better...She ALREADY wants marriage..and children...


(keep in mind..i agreed ..to seek help for her)

she is a really good girl...but im not sure what to do..i need more specifics...


So everyone agrees she will always have the doubt huh?


The sex end doesnt seem to affect her

they were the cutting edge of our new time, and paved the way for great music to come, without metallica, these bands would maybe have gone to the way of fad.

the chicken managed flopping all the way under the counter where

Your right, a lot of problems in this world come from people taking things too seriously. Unfortunately bigoted jokes alone are not going to change that, I wish it was that simple. Why should people change their beliefs because they're different? If only people would use belief systems as guidance only, and not take them too seriously.

Every belief system has flaws, mine, yours and theirs.

Does not mean it should not be treated with respect. It is shocking how media / governments is conditioning people to associate islam with terrorism.

I have no problem with the original post expect these points:

Sigh....

It uneducated jokes about Islamisism (Sunni, Pashtun or any other) like this that make me ashamed to be a Westerner.

There is plenty of odd stuff done in the Western (AKA Christian) lands that is strange; plenty of people believe that 2000 years ago a carpenters son walked on water, people also believe that we did not evolve - we were made, despite the spread of AIDS contraception is still morally wrong. etc etc etc.

It might be just a joke, but it does show fundamental misunderstandings in this world that do give me a genuine concern.

Ta,

~C.

Could be worse, at least I'm not American - where many people believe 'Yee Haw' is a valid foreign policy.

Okay, why aren't you guys at work or at least pretending to be. I am stuck here while you guys are at home doing nothing. NOT FAIR