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Edited by
Delvo71
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Tue 02/05/08 02:09 PM
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Hello how are you? A little about me i'm a young 36 yrs old, been married 4 times but also seperated 4 times. During those 4 marriages I have accumalated 9 offspring but luckily I dont have to pay child support since they dont know where i'm at. On a cool friday night you can find me down at the local fishing hole participating in catfish tournaments. Since I dont work or have any income I rely on this as my sole imcome. If I dont win any money for the night at least I catch enough to eat off of for a few days. I dont live at a certain spot per say which is good since I like to travel. One of my favorite pasttimes is visiting different homeless shelters and checking out the facilities. To be honest I think i'm a good catch and I hope you do to, and will allow me to court you to various places about town. If I sound like the type of man you've been dreaming about then please respond and if not, I hope you have a blessed day.
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Hi and Welcome!!!
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lmffao...Damn you sound like someone I know..haahahaha
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 that might just work...
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Hmmmm.
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Edited by
KELLYLS30
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Tue 02/05/08 02:13 PM
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CERTAINLY DOES NOT SOUND LIKE THE MAN OF MY DREAMS....SOUND LIKE A DEADBEAT TO ME, LIKE MY EX-HUSBAND.
I'D SAY MOST WOMEN ARE LOOKING FOR S-T-A-B-I-L-I-T-Y-!!!!!!! |
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Edited by
Delvo71
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Tue 02/05/08 02:17 PM
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Kelly I cant offer stability right at this time. But I can offer an unlimited supply of all the catfish and carp you can eat. Plus with all the fishing we'll have a chance to get to know one another. Communication is key.
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OTFLMAO.......that took time to come up with.....good job man.
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lol Kelly...get your child support from him while he is here!!
Not so much the man of my good dreams...Nightmares are dreams too so maybe the man of my dreams! Just not the fish I am keeping..1 to be thrown back for sure!! HA HA Humor is good...Welcome!! |
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lol Kelly...get your child support from him while he is here!!
Not so much the man of my good dreams...Nightmares are dreams too so maybe the man of my dreams! Just not the fish I am keeping..1 to be thrown back for sure!! HA HA Humor is good...Welcome!! |
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ahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
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That is hilarious. I bow to you. I couldn't dream of that introduction. Bravo! Bravo!
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Welcome to JSH. I hope you find someone worth your taste.
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Welcome to JSH! Have fun!
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Hello how are you? A little about me i'm a young 36 yrs old, been married 4 times but also seperated 4 times. During those 4 marriages I have accumalated 9 offspring but luckily I dont have to pay child support since they dont know where i'm at. On a cool friday night you can find me down at the local fishing hole participating in catfish tournaments. Since I dont work or have any income I rely on this as my sole imcome. If I dont win any money for the night at least I catch enough to eat off of for a few days. I dont live at a certain spot per say which is good since I like to travel. One of my favorite pasttimes is visiting different homeless shelters and checking out the facilities. To be honest I think i'm a good catch and I hope you do to, and will allow me to court you to various places about town. If I sound like the type of man you've been dreaming about then please respond and if not, I hope you have a blessed day. could be worse, welcome |
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HILARIOUS!!!!! You really have life figured out! Good luck with that! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha....
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You forgot that you are a modern male who has the ability to tend to himself and carries your own plastic spoon at the soup kitchen.
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Sporks!!!
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ive kept of the forums all day but that tickled me pink..cudnt resist saying hello and welcome
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And you forgot to tell them that you aspire to be so famous that you are known by a single name ala "Sting" or "Madonna" or "Elvis". Unfortunately your hobo freinds down at the railroad yard reassure you that "Walter" just hasn't caught on yet.
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