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Topic:
Who is ready for dating.
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With such a great mustache and sunglasses, I'm totally interested.
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Augustus Pablo remixed by KING TUBBY - Skanking Dub (1976)
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"Diabeetus"
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a tornado of potatoes
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POTATO TORNADO: THE REVENGE
I woke up to gusts of winds blowing suds across the land Astonishing! Demolishing houses, destructive, but grand What an accomplishment, to not even be fully grown But to have such a brutal legacy you can call your own While others have lost their businesses and houses Children and women cry, ripped pants, tattered blouses Asking God, "Why did you do this, do you know what you stole?" God replied, "You'll never run out of potato casserole" |
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Topic:
Random Poems by mzrosie🌹🌹🌹
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Rosie talks poetry, others talk trash
The conflict, more gruesome than a car crash Keeping her words confined to one thread Instead of cluttering up these forums instead May she be commended for her personal expression And keep on making a positive impression I'm too young for her, and too far away But perhaps we can get drunk off everclear and eat Doritos and urinate on police cars one day |
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Hung out with someone yesterday
She showed up drunk, complained about her ex-boyfriend for ten minutes straight, and refused to eat anything Well that was fun |
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She was so beautiful and offered me 100$ to sleep with her...
that was a compliment at my old age. i dont need the $ so let her keep that part of our fun evening. yeah one time a group of 21 year old supermodels offered me a diamond covered helicopter in exchange for a woman-on-man gangbang and i just kept my integrity and drove my yugo the next morning |
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prearranged budget disembowelment
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I live in the potato state. And you also dive deep into Neil Young, let's go potato hunting sometime and listen to Weld on repeat |
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Being devoured alive by a pack of coyotes
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Well for all these 20 somethings viewing my profile, their boobies, oh I mean their bodies... 
those are bots |
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Topic:
Rating
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That's some pretty slick hair and a uniform. Are Muslims allowed to dance bhangra?
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Topic:
WAR!!!
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So how about that war, OP? How's it going?
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Let's see what Barron Trump is hiding. How many Lego Death Stars does he have?
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Ok, great story, you could have actually read the thread before replying.
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I eat a lot of potatoes and can get a great discount
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Topic:
Growing House Plants
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I grow potatoes in my bathroom
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Topic:
a tornado of potatoes
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some prefer to message women
asking them to show 'em but me I prefer some plants but have no garden to grow 'em i eat french fries and tell no lies ask me no whys no flavor or dyes so I decided to make a poem so that all you folks would know 'em this mysterious plant resist? you can't grow them in March eat for the starch feed to your niece throw at police hated by geese but loved by all humans Abe Lincolns and Harry Trumans from coast to coast or the Midwest taters so sexy results in incest the way they breed, there is no need to discriminate on the origin of seed they have orgies underground hear a quake? that's the sound of these confident creatures getting freaky prepared with onions, getting leaky not in Africa, unknown to Rafiki Simba and Nala are getting cheeky make love to dreams of potatoes unknown to Africa just like tornadoes |
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The bubonic plague
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Topic:
best R@b group
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I'm gonna lump neo soul in with this too. Kali Uchis, Janelle Monae, Solange, Frank Ocean, Maxwell, D'Angelo, the first John Legend album, Anderson .Paak, The Weeknd's original pre-fame Trilogy, SADE'S ENTIRE DISCOGRAPHY, Jai Paul, Erykah Badu, Solomon Burke
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