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Mon 07/07/08 12:19 PM
Blvd of broken dreams...greenday

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Mon 07/07/08 12:17 PM
Terrence

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Mon 07/07/08 12:17 PM
mime

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Mon 07/07/08 12:17 PM
I used to be one of "those" nice guys. Then I got into punk rock. You learn pretty quickly that being nice isn't the only thing out there. Come on now, a girl wants to be able to feel safe when she's out with you. Imagine for a second that you're out with your girl and some guy comes up and tries to rob you guys. your woman is going to want to be confident that you can protect her if something goes wrong. don't be afraid to act like an asshole sometimes....don't become an asshole, but make sure you assert the fact that you are tough enough to protect.

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Mon 07/07/08 12:12 PM
Serene

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Mon 07/07/08 12:11 PM
yea, i could never get him to enjoy the hard liquor with me. I did feed him Jack through a hose one time....won't do that again!

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Mon 07/07/08 12:10 PM
Roberta

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Mon 07/07/08 12:08 PM
hmmmmm interesting.

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Mon 07/07/08 12:08 PM
mill

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Mon 07/07/08 12:07 PM




frisco.....you still have my sasquatch? I need to grab him back from you soon....talent show coming up.


Yep, I still got him. We had a great weekend, just hanging out at the house. He really liked the fireworks. We were far enough away that you could barely hear them but they were real pretty.

I took him to my neighbors and had him get in pools. I paid the neighbor kids $10 to wash him with shampoo. They used up whole bottle of their mom's conditioner too, but he's real shiny now.


Sweet man, I can't thank you enough...I'll hit you up with that 10 bucks when I come to pick him up. I hope he wasn't too much trouble.


He was no trouble at all. And don't worry about the $10. He helped me make a boat load of cash. I took him down to a parking lot near the fire works show and had him just sit on an overturned trashcan. I told people he was the security guard and charged them $5 to park in the lot. We cleaned up. He earned his keep.


Man, I can't get him to do anything...I've even tried beating him. How'd you do it?

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Mon 07/07/08 12:06 PM
you know....you can't go wrong at mikes!

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Mon 07/07/08 12:05 PM
love em....always looking for a more scary ride....



dresses up like a monkey and chases people down the street

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Mon 07/07/08 12:04 PM
Thanks a lot santa, you ruined christmas. assh*le

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Mon 07/07/08 12:03 PM


frisco.....you still have my sasquatch? I need to grab him back from you soon....talent show coming up.


Yep, I still got him. We had a great weekend, just hanging out at the house. He really liked the fireworks. We were far enough away that you could barely hear them but they were real pretty.

I took him to my neighbors and had him get in pools. I paid the neighbor kids $10 to wash him with shampoo. They used up whole bottle of their mom's conditioner too, but he's real shiny now.


Sweet man, I can't thank you enough...I'll hit you up with that 10 bucks when I come to pick him up. I hope he wasn't too much trouble.

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Mon 07/07/08 12:02 PM
Oh yea, Patron!!!!!!!




listens to Hanson

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Mon 07/07/08 12:01 PM
Hah! haven't yet, but I think I'm going to try it now...thanks!



likes lawn gnomes

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Mon 07/07/08 11:55 AM
fall

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Mon 07/07/08 11:54 AM

i wonder how many people in here just said a drug to fit in.. hmm... drug test everyone!

here's a cup drinker



notice the little guy is drinking one of the cups??? sick

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Mon 07/07/08 11:54 AM
frisco.....you still have my sasquatch? I need to grab him back from you soon....talent show coming up.

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Mon 07/07/08 11:53 AM
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