It's me, everyone's favorite icon of Christmas...Santa Clause himself. I enjoy spreading joy throughout the lands to all the good children who believe in me and my awesome powers of slipping through skinny chimnies with my fat sack of toys. I also like long walks around the pole with the misses and the elves. I just bought a new sleigh, the old one was getting a little worn due to the massive amount of miles I've put on it the last 20 years. Anything else you want to know, don't hesitate to ask.

-S. Clause

I still believe in you... here's some milk for your cookies..

You got a new sleigh? How many miles to the gallon does it get?

Are elves naturally that small, or do you have to breed them that way?

Welcome to JSH Enjoy your time int he nuthouse

prefers the "Yule Log"

I can tell he is gonna fit right in! Look at the suit!

can i sit on your lap and tell you what i want for christmas

Thanks for the milk elwood. As for the new sleigh, it is still powered by my magical reindeer. It's so much cheaper than buying gas. Post, it's funny you should ask about the elves, because we do actually have to breed them that small. We keep them in really small plastic boxes with holes punched in them until they are old enough, then we ship them out the the assembly line. They love every minute of it though.

but of course bgeorge

I was thinkin the same thing!!!

Welcome

Are you a rabbi?

Welcome and have lots of fun!!

hello! could I have my gift before x-mas?...

Santa...

Hello and welcome to JSH/M2 I hope you have a great time here...
It's soooo much fun!!!! Enjoy the forums...

I believe I believe and have been such a good girl

as long as there's milk and cookies.....

Hello and welcome

does mrs. claus know you're mingling??

:::welcome:::

The easter bunny told me you might log in....