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sic.....slipknot
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The Writer's Club
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My first attempt at a short film, It's in the editing stage. It's really short, but let me know what you think........
The Search for Sir Hector Part One: Kent, Oh- early spring. Jimmy Watts is sitting on his couch with his best friend Sara Price, crying. Jimmy: (between sobs) I can't find Sir Hector Sara, He's my bestest friend and I...I lost him! (sobs out of control) Sara: Don't worry Jimmy, Sir Hector has got to be around here somewhere. Stop crying, and blow your nose. We'll look for him together. Jimmy: Th...thank you Sara. (Sara and Jimmy search the house but can't find sir Hector anywhere. Finally, in Jimmy's bedroom on the bed Jimmy finds a note.) Jimmy: Sara! I found a note! It says....uh...um I can't read Sara, what's it say?! Sara: (in awe) It says, "Jimmy, I don't want to be your bestest friend anymore. I am running away. Love, Sir Hector. (Jimmy drops to his knees crying.) Jimmy: He hates me! Why? Sara: (walks over and puts her hand on Jimmy's shoulder) It'll be alright Jimmy, I promise. I'm going to make a phone call, I'll be right back. Jimmy says nothing just continues to sob. Sara walks into the kitchen, grabs the phone off the hook and dials a number. Meanwhile Katie is sitting on the toilet taking her first #1 of the day. (Ring-ring) Katie: ****! Hold on, I'm coming! (Katie picks up the phone) Katie: Hello? Sara: Katie, it's Sara. I need your help. Katie: You have ****ty timing. I was on the ****ing toilet when you called. Sara: Sorry about that. It's important though. Katie: What? Sara: Well, I'm over here at Jimmy's and somebody stole Sir Hector. Katie: Who the **** is Sir Hector? Sara: Jimmy's stuffed dog. There's a note here supposedly from Sir Hector, but we both know that Sir Hector is just a stuffed animal, and can't write. Katie: What does the note say? Sara: It says that Sir Hector ran away, and doesn't want to be Jimmy's friend anymore. Katie: ****. I'll be right over. Sara: Thanks Katie (Sara hangs up the phone and goes back into Jimmy's bedroom where Jimmy is laying on the floor whimpering. Sara: Everything will be okay Jimmy. We'll go find Sir Hector. Jimmy: But his note says he doesn't like me anymore. Sara: I'm sure he didn't really mean that Jimmy. Come on let's get ready to go. Jimmy: Okay Sara. (As Sara is helping Jimmy get his shoes and coat on, there is a knock at the front door. Katie: Open the ****ing door! Sara: Jimmy, finish putting your shoes on while I get the door. (Sara walks out into the living room towards the door.) Sara: I'm coming, hold on (she opens the door and let's Katie in.) Katie: Where's Jimmy? Sara: He's in the bedroom getting ready to go. Katie: Getting ready to go where? Sara: We're going to find Sir Hector. Katie: Wait a minute, you never said anything about walking around looking for a ****ing stuffed dog. What the ****? Sara: Come on Katie, I really need your help with this. Jimmy is really torn up over this. Katie: Okay, but you owe me one. What's the plan? Sara: Let's see...first we should go talk to anyone who might know where Sir Hector is, or who might have taken him. Katie: Alright. Jimmy! (Jimmy walks into the living room looking like somebody just killed his mother.) Jimmy: Hi Katie. Are you going to help me find Sir Hector? Katie: Yes. (Gives Sara a dirty look) I'm here to help. Jimmy: Thank you Katie. (smiles) Sara: Let's go over to Josh's house and see if he has seen Sir Hector. Katie: Where does he live? Why can't we just ****ing call him? Sara: Josh's family doesn't believe in phones. They think they are of the devil. Katie: That's just ****ing great. Religious Psyco's. Let's do this. Sara: Are you ready Jimmy? Jimmy: (sniffles sadly) Yeah, let's go. (They walk out the door.) Part 2 (Midday, Jimmy, Sara, and Katie are walking down the street to Josh's house.) Katie: (whining) How much further do we have to walk? My feet are ****ing killing me. Sara: We're almost there. It's at the end of the street. Jimmy: We're gonna find Sir Hector? Sara: That's right Jimmy, we're going to find him. Jimmy: YAY! I love Sir Hector! Katie: (under her breath) I can't believe I got myself caught up in this ****. (They arrive at Josh's house and walk up the walkway to the door, and Sara knocks on the door. A few seconds later Josh's mother opens the door.) Josh's mom: Hi there kids! How are you all doing today? Sara: We're doing great Mrs.Gibbs. Is Josh home? Josh's mom: Yes he is. Come on in. (They walk into the house, and sit down on the sofa.) Josh's mom: Hold on one second kids, he's in the sanctuary praying for his sins. (Katie gives Mrs. Gibbs a strange look) Jimmy: Thank you Mrs. Gibbs. Josh is my friend. Have you seen Sir Hector? (Josh's mom looks at Jimmy for a second) Josh's mom: No honey.... I'll go get Josh. (Josh's mother leaves the room.) Jimmy:(whispering) Josh is my friend. (laughs) (Katie gets up off the couch and walks around the living room looking at the pictures on the wall.) Katie:(in a low voice) Josh's mom is ****ing weird. Sara: Shhhhh.....Don't let her hear you talking about her, she'll go off on one of her rants. I really don't want to sit through another one of those. (Josh and his mother walk into the living room) Josh:(excited) Jimmy! Hi! Jimmy: Hi Josh! Have you seen Sir Hector? (Josh suddenly gets a sad look on his face.) Josh: Jimmy, I have bad news. Do you remember Frank Dieter? (At the mention of Frank's name the look of mortal fear creeps into Jimmy's face.) Sara: Who's Frank Dieter? Josh: Frank used to be Jimmy and my best friend a few years ago. We stopped talking to him because.....well, do you guys have a second to listen to a story? Jimmy, Katie, and Sara: Yes Josh: Okay, It was two years ago to the day........ (Flash back to two years ago. Jimmy, Josh, Frank and Ashley are walking down by the river.) Jimmy: Ashley, I have a question for you. Will you go out with me? Frank: No Ashley, you should go out with me. Ashley: Well....I like you both. I don't know how I'd be able to choose between the two of you. Frank: We'll play rock, paper, scissors. Jimmy: I..I don't know. Okay, why not. Ashley: On three. Ready, one, two, three. (Frank wins the game, and Jimmy falls to his knees) Jimmy:(screams) NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (Back to Josh's house) Josh: (looks at Sara and Katie) Now that you two know a little bit about Frank, I have some bad news for you. (looks at Jimmy) Josh: Jimmy, I saw Frank walking down my street last night. Sir Hector was with him. Jimmy: No! not Sir Hector too. Josh: I'm afraid so Jimmy (Jimmy starts crying) Sara: It's okay Jimmy we can just go to Frank's house and get Sir Hector back. Josh: It won't be that easy Sara, you see Frank doesn't have a home. Sara: Oh.... (She looks down at the ground) Sara: (looks back up) Well then, we'll just have to go and find him then. Katie: Wait just a ****ing minute! You mean to tell me that we're going to walk around town looking for a ****ing homeless guy who has a stuffed dog? (Now Jimmy starts crying even harder) Sara: Yes! That is exactly what we are going to do. Katie: Oh ****. Josh's mom: (Screaming) Watch your language! This is a God-fearing house. There will be no swearing in this house. Josh! I can't believe you are mixed up with people like that! Josh: (While his mother is screaming) You'd better leave. (Jimmy, Katie, and Sara get up, and rush out of the house) Josh's mom: (Still screaming) I raised you better than that! Get back into the sanctuary and pray for your sins to be forgiven! Part 3 (The three of them are standing outside of Josh's house) Sara: I think we need to find somewhere to sit down and figure out what we're going to do next. Katie: Yeah we do. I don't want to just wander around the ****ing city looking for this mother****er. Jimmy: I'm hungry! Katie: I could use some food too. Sara: Let's go to the cafe and get some food, I could go for a cup of coffee. (The three of them start back the way that they came. fade out) (fade in to cafe. Jimmy, Sara, and Katie are sitting around a table.) Sara: (sips coffee) I can only think of one place that Frank would be. Under the bridge downtown. Katie: Let's finish our food and get going. (takes a bite of her sandwich) Damn, this is a good ****ing sammich. Jimmy: (mouth full of food) I hope we find Sir Hector soon. I miss him. Sara: We'll find him before too long Jimmy. I promise (They all sit in silence for a second.) Sara: Well, let's do this. (They exit the cafe) (Fade in to the three of them walking) (Cut to the bridge) Sara: We're here. Let's look around. (Sara and Jimmy go one way and Katie goes another) Katie: I'll yell if I see him. Sara: Ok, I'll do the same. (Sara and Jimmy look around when they hear Katie yell) Katie: I found him! (Sara and Jimmy come running. Frank is sitting on the ground with Sir Hector next to him. Jimmy: Sir Hector! YAY!!! Sara: Frank Dieter. Frank: Yeah, who are you? Sara: I'm Sara, but it doesn't matter who I am. What matters is that you stole Sir Hector from my friend Jimmy, and we are here to take him back. Frank: But Sir Hector is my only friend. I have no one else, and I'm not going to let you guys have him. For almost two years I have done nothing but walk around by myself. I have no home, no family, no nothing. I'm not giving him up. Katie: Listen asshole, I didn't walk around all day just to go home without Sir Hector. Now give him back right now or I'll kick your ****ing ass! Jimmy: Frank, let's settle this once and for all. You and me; rock, paper, scissors. Sara:(gasps) Are you sure Jimmy? last time..... Jimmy: (interrupts) I'm sure Sara. This is how it has to be. Sara:(sighs) Okay Jimmy, if you're sure. (Jimmy walks up to Frank.) Jimmy: Let's do this Frank (Frank stands up. They stare at each other for a second.) Jimmy: Sara, count to three. (looks at Frank) Jimmy: Are you ready Frank? (Frank nods) Sara: Okay; one, two, three (Frank and Jimmy, standing toe to toe, play rock, paper, scissors. One, two, three. Frank throws paper, and Jimmy throws scissors. Frank drops to his knees and howls) Frank: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Jimmy: (yells victoriously) YAY!!! (Frank, on his knees, is crying out of control, and Jimmy walks over to him and kneels down. Frank:(between sobs) I lost Sir Hector. My only friend, and I..I lost him. (continues sobbing) (Jimmy reaches down and helps Frank to his feet.) Jimmy: Frank, I'll be your friend. Frank: But, I stole Sir Hector from you. Why do you want to be my friend? Jimmy: I don't know exactly, but if you promise not to steal Sir Hector again I will be your friend. (Frank's crying slows to a slight whimper) Frank: I don't know how to thank you. You're the greatest friend in the whole wide world. Jimmy:(smiles) I know Frank, I know. Sara:(smiling) Let's all go get some ice cream. Frank and Jimmy: Yay! Ice cream! (Katie looks at Frank, Jimmy and Sara as they walk back to the street) Katie:(out loud but to herself) What the **** just happened here? I don't ****ing understand people (smiles) Katie: **** it, ice cream sounds good. (Katie follows the group up the hill to the street) Katie: If you can't beat them.......... |
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Faith---Limp Bizkit
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hehehe "Swallow" by the Do Me Rights
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Topic:
Matchmaking Game - part 115
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Bounces back into room. Looks over in the corner at all the toliet paper and laughs my arse off. ![]() ![]() ![]() Ahhhhhhh and steals all of Ashley's beads that she worked so hard to earn. ![]() ![]() ![]() And grand finall'e before a dart out.......stealing Debbie's dancing bananas ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah, tell her I did it. |
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Topic:
Matchmaking Game - part 115
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matchmaker matchmaker make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch.
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Topic:
Matchmaking Game - part 115
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I'm doing well, just waiting to get out of work.....couple hours left...
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Topic:
Matchmaking Game - part 115
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Great to hear....
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You hate me and I hate you---GG Allin
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crack is wack, but coke is fun
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When: Monday nights
Where: Gyro in Kent, Ohio Who: Anyone and everyone who really matters Why: Why the f*ck not? |
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BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Now it's Too Drunk to F*ck - Dead Kennedys
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Jesus Freak - DC Talk....HAH!!!!
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Topic:
Matchmaking Game - part 115
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Hi people...how ya all doing today?
-People say I'm strange, does it make me a stranger?- |
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What is everyone's drug of choice (eg. pot, alcohol....)
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Topic:
social gathering
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little too far for me to make it....don't drive.
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Topic:
Are you a good catch?
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Im fabulous except my cooking isnt all that great......why do we need to eat all the time anyways??? ![]() ![]() ![]() Will you marry me? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Then again, I'm a great cook. |
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Topic:
Are you a good catch?
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Im fabulous except my cooking isnt all that great......why do we need to eat all the time anyways??? ![]() ![]() ![]() Will you marry me? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() course not lol |
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Topic:
Are you a good catch?
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Im fabulous except my cooking isnt all that great......why do we need to eat all the time anyways??? ![]() ![]() ![]() Will you marry me? |
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