see a doctor..hmm

yes to all the above,i'm rotflmao..sup cooly hi paper_heart....

I've got lotsa friends....on payday..lol...cheer up all it's ok

Yep,I allways say may the new year bring me love,hope and possibilities Sup cooly,it's da weekend,PARRRRRTAY,catch ya laters bro...

well im ok then cause ain't the doc says slow down.................yet lmao keepem comming.

Once upon a time John and Pamela were living in Canada.His mother Jesica from America came for a visit ,and she suspects thiers a relationship between the two.And this visit had only made her more curious.Reading his moms mind,John volunteers,I know what you must be thinking,but I assure you,that me and Pamela are just room mates.So three days later,Jessica heads back to America.Two days later,Pamela comes to John and says,ever since your mother left,i've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.You don't suppose she took it do you?Well I really doubt it,but i'll email her and ask if you like.So he sat down at his puter and wrote;DEARmother,I'm not saying you did take the silver sugar bowl, and i'm not saying that you didn't take the silver sugar bowl.But the fact remains that it's been missing ever since you left to go back to America,love John.Several days later,John receieves an email from his mother which read;DEAR SON,I'm not saying that you do sleep with Pamela,and i'm not saying,that you do not sleep with Pamela.But the fact remains that,If she were sleeping in her OWN BED,she would of found the damn silver sugar bowl by now,love mom.

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment,he asks his dad for help.He says dad can you tell me the difference between,potentially and reality?His father looks up thoughtfully,and says ill demonstrate.Go ask you mother,if she would have sex with ROBERT REDFORD for a million bucks,then go ask your sister,if she woud have sex with BRAD PIT for a million dollars.Then come back and tell me what you learned.The kid is puzzled,but he asks his mother anyway.Mom would you have sex with ROBERT REDFORD for a million dollars?She says,don't tell your father,but yes i would.He then goes to his sisters room,sis would you have sex with BRAD PITT,if some one gave you a million dollars?She goes,OMIGOD YES!!!The kid goes back to his father.Dad,I think I figured it out!POTENTIALLY WE ARE SITTING ON 2 MILLION BUCKS,BUT IN REALITY WE ARE LIVING WITH TWO SLUTS!!!

One afternoon a little girl excidedly approaches her mother,and announced that she had learned where babys come from at school.Amused her mother replied really sweety,why don't you tell me all about it?The girl said well ok.The momy and daddy take off all thier clothes,and the daddy's thing sorta stand up,and themn mommy puts it in her mouth,and then it sorta explodes,and thats where babys come from.Her mom shook her head,then leaned over,and looked her little daughter in the eye.Oh darling thats so sweet,but thats not where babys come from,thats where jewlery comes from.

oh to good rotflmao

As you lie back your muscles tighten,you put him off for awhile,searching for a excuse,but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.He asks,if your afraid,but you shake your head bravely.He has had lots of experience,but it's the first timehis finger finds the right place.He probes deeper and you shiver,your body tenses;but he's gentle as he promised to be.He looks deeply within your eyes,and tells you to trust him.He has done this many times before.His cool smile relaxes you,and you open wider,to give him room for a easy entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,but he slowly takes his time,wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.As he presses closer,going deeper,you feel the tissue give way;pain surges throughout your body,and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.He looks at you concerned,and asks you if it's to painfull.Your eyes are filled with tears,but you just shake your head,and nod for him to continue.He begins going in and out with skill,but you are now to numb to fill him within you.After a few moments you feel something bursting within you,he pulls it out of you,you lie thier panting,glad to have it over.He loks at you,and smiling warmly,tells you with a chuckle,that you have been his most stubborn,yet rewarding experience.............................................................................................................................................................................................................YOU SMILE AND THANK YOUR DENTIST.AFTER ALL IT WAS YOUR FIRST TIME HAVING A TOOTH PULLED!!!!!.......................NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY!!!.........................EXCUSE ME WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!

you bet ,it's all in the name a fun rofl

i just postem lmao..don't mean i agree,he he

Penis breath,a lovers dread,it's what you get when you give head.Unpleasant as it tends to be,just be thankful he doesn't pee.It's times like this you wonder why,you bothered reaching for his fly.But it's to late,you cant be a tease,accept the facts,get on your knees.You know you've got a job to do,so open wide,and shove it through.Lick the tip,then take it all,don't drag your teeth,or he might bawl.Slide up and down,use your tongue,feel his precum,start to run.Just when you can't take it anymore,you hear your partners mighty roar.And when he hits,that real high note,you feel it oozing,down your throat.Saly,fishy,sticky stuff,okay alreadty,thats enough.Lets switch you say,before you gag,it's time for renge,you'r on the rag.

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says,the condoms come in packs of 3,9 and 12,which package do you want?Well he said,Iv'e been seeing this girl for awhile and shes really hot.I want the condoms because I think tonights the night.We're having dinner with her parents,then we're going out.And I have a feeling i'm goning to get lucky after that.Once shes had me,she'll want me all the time,so you had better give me the 12 pack.The young man makes his purchase and leaves.Later that evening he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents.He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree.He begins the prayer,but continues praying for several minutes.The girl leans over to him and says,you never toldme that you were such a religous person.The boy leans over to her and whispers,you never told me that your father is a pharmacist.

Jack and Jill went up the hill,to smoke some marijuana.Jack got high pulled down his fly,and said to Jill,do you really wanna.Jill said yes,pulled up her dress,and had a little fun.But that damn Jill forgot her pill,and now they have a son

oh my thats nasty.. but im sill bustin up

OH ,ythats so wrong, but oh so funny cheers

it's ok colly i have anti venom , think i'll survive ty bro

I BETTER STAY IN BED THEN LOL..FUNNY COOLY

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go and choose a husband among many men.The store consists of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shoppers ascends each floor.TAhier is however a catch,as you open the door to any floor,you may choose a man from that floor,but you can not go back down except to exit the building.So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.On the first floor, the sign on the door reads; FLOOR ONE...THESE MEN HAVE JOBS.The woman reads the sign and says to herself,well thats better then my last boyfriend,but iI wonder whats further up.So up she goes a flight.The second floor sign reads; FLOOR TWO...THESE MEN HAVE JOBS AND LOVE KIDS.The woman remarks to herself,thats great,but Iwonder whats further up.So up she goes again.The third flor sign reads; FLOOR THREE...THESE MEN HAVE JOBS,LOVE KIDS,AND ARE EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING.Hmm better the woman says,but I wonder whats upstairs.So up the shopper travels another flight.The fourth floor sign reads; FLOOR FOUR...THESE MEN HAVE JOBS,LOVE KIDS,ARE EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING,AND HELP WITH THE HOUSE WORK.WOW the woman says,very tempting but thier must be more further up.And again she heads up another flight.The fifth floor sign reads;FIFTH FLOOR...THESE MEN HAVE JOBS LOVE KIDS ARE EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING, HELP WITH THE HOUSE WORK, AND HAVE A STRONG ROMANTIC STREAK.The woman exclaims,OH, MERCY ME!!!But just think,what must be further up!So excidedly up the the next floor she hurries.The sixth floor sign reads;FLOOR SIX...YOU ARE VISITOR 6,986,783,107 TO THIS FLOOR,THIER ARE NO MEN ON THIS FLOOR,THIS FLOOR EXISTS SOLELY TO PROVE THAT WOMEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE....................................................SO KEEP SHOPPING LADIES LMAO...