Penis breath,a lovers dread,it's what you get when you give head.Unpleasant as it tends to be,just be thankful he doesn't pee.It's times like this you wonder why,you bothered reaching for his fly.But it's to late,you cant be a tease,accept the facts,get on your knees.You know you've got a job to do,so open wide,and shove it through.Lick the tip,then take it all,don't drag your teeth,or he might bawl.Slide up and down,use your tongue,feel his precum,start to run.Just when you can't take it anymore,you hear your partners mighty roar.And when he hits,that real high note,you feel it oozing,down your throat.Saly,fishy,sticky stuff,okay alreadty,thats enough.Lets switch you say,before you gag,it's time for renge,you'r on the rag.

I like ketchup

Whoa...Dont know what to say about that.

Whoa...Dont know what to say about that.

well that's not very nice....

at least be fair, all or nothing...

i just postem lmao..don't mean i agree,he he

I love this one! a while back i posted it on my myspace page! hilarious! plus its a great way to gross out people!

you bet ,it's all in the name a fun rofl