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A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says,the condoms come in packs of 3,9 and 12,which package do you want?Well he said,Iv'e been seeing this girl for awhile and shes really hot.I want the condoms because I think tonights the night.We're having dinner with her parents,then we're going out.And I have a feeling i'm goning to get lucky after that.Once shes had me,she'll want me all the time,so you had better give me the 12 pack.The young man makes his purchase and leaves.Later that evening he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents.He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree.He begins the prayer,but continues praying for several minutes.The girl leans over to him and says,you never toldme that you were such a religous person.The boy leans over to her and whispers,you never told me that your father is a pharmacist.
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hahaha, sucks for him!
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That was so wrong. So very very wrong
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such a small world.dang!bad luck
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