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lEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
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Good morning everyone |
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Topic:
Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 8
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I see izzie
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ironic death
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Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?" says the first. "It's very uncomfortable at first, you get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How did you die?" says the second. "I had a heart attack", says the first guy. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, bot no one was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man shakes his head. "that's so ironic" he says. "What do you mean?" asks the first man "If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive." |
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Izzie.....
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Izzie.....
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Izzie.....
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Topic:
Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 8
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yuck. Ive got to go to bed. Good nite guys. Much love to my room. |
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Topic:
Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 8
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Ijust want someone to snuggle with during the thunderstorm. And looook, a wet bear wont do. you were going to dry me off, remember. Don't tempt her, she likes the bear way too much already. Not to mention ending up with all that shedded bear fur on your sheets. |
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adab arz hai Gigity gigity. |
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Topic:
Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 8
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Ijust want someone to snuggle with during the thunderstorm. And looook, a wet bear wont do. you were going to dry me off, remember. That is if you don't dry me off properly. |
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Topic:
Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 8
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Ijust want someone to snuggle with during the thunderstorm. And looook, a wet bear wont do. you were going to dry me off, remember. |
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the main what????????? I think he is a Indian actor, so I am trying to speak Hindi. |
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Main Jaanta hoon. Q/
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Topic:
Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 8
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Nite Liz, don't be surprised is a wet bear is passed out on your bed.
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Topic:
Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 8
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actually, it means bedtime. Bathtime is over. If u cant be on time, then u miss out, lol Sounds good to me, don't be complaining about lack of sleep tomorrow. But I ate you ear plugs. jumps on the cover |
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Topic:
Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 8
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actually, it means bedtime. Bathtime is over. If u cant be on time, then u miss out, lol Sounds good to me, don't be complaining about lack of sleep tomorrow. But I ate you ear plugs. jumps on the cover |
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Topic:
Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 8
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actually, it means bedtime. Bathtime is over. If u cant be on time, then u miss out, lol Sounds good to me, don't be complaining about lack of sleep tomorrow. But I ate you ear plugs. jumps on the cover |
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