WARNING!!THIS RESPONSE IS NOT FOR THE WEAK AT HEART!!



ONLINE LIVE with ummmmmmmmm, Death.......thanks for calling(I think)..............

Ya see,

"death" is just not "in" anymore.

Its just soooooooooooo dated!

I mean, so many people are doing it now.

You got all those Hollywood stars, doing it,

and

theres more, and more, suicides every year,

not to mention, all the drunk drivers killing people,

and with kids taking weapons to school now,

its just too much of a daily thing.



Im thinkin you need a better gig!

Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike.........




AN ICE CREAM TRUCK!

There ya go!!

You can play Van Halens,"Ice Cream Man", over the speakers,

nice and loud, and really get noticed!!

Especially in the POSH neighborhoods!

And I bet people will consider listening to old "Van Halen" songs,

MUCH WORSE THAN DEATH!

Especially if you play it over a "Kraco" stereo!



Hey, if this works out,

do I get free ice cream?

I like 50/50, "Dreamsickle" bars.

Just sayin






And if im not suspended for that answer, im takin YOUR calls LIVE...




I like this Idea.........not sure I'll look good in white....
But.........My push-up is .....still in workin order!!!!
Thanks Doc