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Is it creepy that...
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Only creepy if you're .....13
Happy Birthday!! |
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Or my "Tuna Pie?". 
Its homemade! Thinkin thats Gearhead's Fav...... Not thinkin He .....Shares...... I'll stick with the French Silk......Thanks!!!!  
and French?? Bon jour'!
Bon Appetite! 
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Or my "Tuna Pie?".
Its homemade! Thinkin thats Gearhead's Fav...... Not thinkin He .....Shares...... I'll stick with the French Silk......Thanks!!!!
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French Silk or.....Caramel Cream?????
I'm thinkin..... BOTH!!!!  
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I'm gonna sit here in this recliner, playing on mingle, pissin off as many people as humanly possible, and LMFAO...........
Right after I go to Baker's Square n Git.........  PIE
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It's like trying to change a 55 chevy Apache P/U truck......
Into a 2012 Escalade............. No one appreciates old fashioned.....Quality!!!! 
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Someone say..............
PIE!!!!
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I have NO fear........
Unless she has an....... Ax. 
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Jose-n Mountain Dew Please????
I like to call it..... Smokey Mountain Mist!!! 
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Horse Whisperer.
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Dear Doc..........HELP!!!!!! I got alil change in my pocket... goin jing-a-ling-a-ling........ But I don't know what to do with it!!!!! Dont give me no lines, 
and keep your hands to yourself.
But...But..... I called ya on the phone.....Gave ya a lil ring!!!!!! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................ Always no huggie
no kissie
till I get a
wedding ring
And taking YOUR calls NOW......................................... Dayummmmmm........I Can't get no......... Satisfaction!!!!!  
Fine! Go outside, and give your jing-a-ling-a-ling change, to the first homeless person you see. Now, are you satisfied with THAT answer. *thinking to herself* I CANT PLEASE ANY OF THESE BIOTCHES AND BASNASTARDS TODAY! DAMNIT! I thought you were suppose to be not cussing anymore Roberta?? AND YOU SHUT UP TOO! Well you did a thread about it, remember, "No more potty mouth". I SAID SHUT UP! Whatever, just thought you might have forgotten about it, so I was reminding ya, sheesh. I give them well thought out, educated answers, to all of their questions from HELL, for FREE, and they STILL arent happy! WTF? And I am happily taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.................. Don't be so hard on yourself Doc........ We all need someone we can .....lean on..... 
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Topic:
Confused
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WoW..............
This has happen to me also.......... Now I'm really....... Confuseded........... I just thought the women where...... Fickle....... But I'm sensing a ......trend here!!!!!! Either that or they were..... Aliens!!!!! But they said they had their.... Green Cards!!!!! 
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Dear Doc..........HELP!!!!!! I got alil change in my pocket... goin jing-a-ling-a-ling........ But I don't know what to do with it!!!!! Dont give me no lines,
and keep your hands to yourself.
But...But..... I called ya on the phone.....Gave ya a lil ring!!!!!! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................ Always no huggie
no kissie
till I get a
wedding ring
And taking YOUR calls NOW......................................... Dayummmmmm........I Can't get no......... Satisfaction!!!!!
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Topic:
Self Control
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Sooooooo............
The whole Pee wee Herman thingy........ would be a .......... Social NO-NO!!!!!! 
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Topic:
Soul mates...
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People "touch" us in different ways....
I have yet to meet that one woman who..... Can touch all of my senses. When she can catch my Intellect, Heart, Spirit, Humor and my Eye.... I am sure I will....... Recognize Her!!!! |
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Dear Doc..........HELP!!!!!! I got alil change in my pocket... goin jing-a-ling-a-ling........ But I don't know what to do with it!!!!! Dont give me no lines,
and keep your hands to yourself.
But...But..... I called ya on the phone.....Gave ya a lil ring!!!!!! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................ |
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Where ......Exactly is the.....Mouse .....Stuck????
Wait......... Maybe I don't wanna Know!!!!!! Nevermind!!!!!! 
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With my...........
Hands!!!!! 
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I'm pretty sure.....
That I'm not sure..... At All!!!!!
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not necessarily in that......order!!!!!
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