gross , and it's spelled Archaeologist

wolf show at sam's town Casino on Tropicana, really neat.

no and no you aren't old enought to be my father so neh :P I'm 18 and even my mother is 40

lol anyway night everyone! thanks for reading!

Did you hear about the masochist who said to her boyfriend "give me nine inches and make it hurt."
So he f ucked her twice and slapped her.

kinda makes you think twice about what you say huh? lol anyway night people, thanks for reading! I'll be back tomorrows!

Did you hear about the masochist who said to her boyfriend "give me nine inches and make it hurt."
So he f ucked her twice and slapped her.

kinda makes you think twice about what you say huh? lol anyway night people, thanks for reading! I'll be back tomorrows!

oh really, why does that make me a bit suspicious?

Three guys were having an argument about who was more generously endowed. Finally to settle the matter once and for all, they went up to the top of the empire state building and proceeded to unzip their flies.
"Pretty good huh?" said Mort, whose c*ck was hanging all the way down the the fifty-sixth floor.
"I got you beat cold," siad Bill, whos c*ck was just below the window on the fourty ninth floor.
They looked over at the third guy who was dancing a curious sort of jig, jumping form side to side and peering anxiouslt over the edge of the observation deck.
"What the hell are you doing, Harry?" they asked.
"Dodging traffic," he replied.

*is confused* what would?

I'm glad you liked it, I'll be posting liek two or three more then I'm hitting the sack, I've got two classes tomorrow.

ouch yeah just a teensy bit and hey I AM old enough I just choose not to.

This young man decided that, physically, he wasn't adequatly endowed..Deciding to take matters into his own hands, he went to the doctor and announced his desire to have his penis surgically enlarged.
The doctor checked things out and told the young man that the only real improvment that could be surgically worked was to implanta section of a baby elephants trunk.
Rather a radical solution, agreed the patient, but he was adamant. The operation was performed without any complications, and after a few weeks of recuperation the young man decided it was time to try out his new equipment.
He asked the lovely young woman of his acquaintance out to dinner at an elegant restaraunt. They were ahving a quiet conversation when his new organ, which had been comfortably resting on his left pants leg, whipped out over the table, grabed a hard roll and just as speedily disappeared from sight.
"Wow!" said the girl, truly impressed. "Can you do that again?"
"Sure," said the fellow, "but I don't know if my a ss hole can take another hard roll!"

lol good point but this has a sexual connontation(sp?)

What's twelve inches long and white?






















nothing

A guy comes into a bar and the first thing he sees in the middle of the room is an enormous alligator. He spins around and is hustling out the door when the bartender says, "Hey, hold it! Come on back in; the alligator's tame. Look I'll show you."
He comes out from behind the bar, tells the alligator to open its mouth, unzips his pants and whips it out, and stands there with his pecker in the alligator's mouth for a full fifteen minutes.
"Pretty amazing huh?" he says, turning around and zipping himself up. "You wanna give it a try?"
"Gee, I don't think so," says the first man. "I don't think I could keep my mouth open for fifteen minutes."


let's hear it for the stupid men!

This 600 pund guy decides he can't go on living this way, so he seeks the help of a clinic and proceeds to go on a drastic diet. It works, four months later he's down to 160 pounds and feeling great, except for one problem. He's covered with great folds of flesh where the fat used to be.
He calls up the clinic, and the doctor tells him not to worry. "There's a special surgical procedure to correct this condition." the doctor assures him, "just come over to the clinic."
"But doctor," says the one-time-fatty, "you don't understand/ I'm too embarrassed to be seen in public like this."
"Don't give it another thought," says the doctor. "Simply pull the folds as high as they'll go, pile the flesh on top of your head, put on a top hat, and come on over."
The guy follows the directions and provokes no comments until he reaches the clinic and is standing in front of the admitting nurse's desk, dying of se;f consciousness.
"The doctor will be right with you," says the nurse. "Say, what's that hole in the middle of your forehead?"
"My belly button," blurts out the guy, "how d'ya like my tie?"

woops!

When Paddy O'Brian died, Father Flannigan was there to console the bereaved widow. "You knoe, Molly, the whole community is here to help you through this time of sorrow," he said, "and of course you know I'll do anything I can for you."
Parting her veil and drying her tear-stained cheeks, the widow whispered a single request in Father Flannigan's ear. The priest blushed scarlet and refused outright, but the widow continued her please and finally gave in. He left, saying, "Give me twenty-four hours."
The nest day he showed up at the house with something in a brown paper bag.
The widow popped the contents into a pot on the stove, and it was boiling away when a neighbor dropped by.
"I say, Molly," said the neighbor opening the lid, "isn;t that Paddy's penis?"
"Indeed it is," said Molly. "All his life I had to eat it his way, and now I'm eating it mine"

There once was a pro football player called Smithers, whose main role was warming the bench. Every game he would put on his pads, smear his cheeks with charcoal, don his helmet and run out onto the field with the rest of the ream;but play after play, game after game, season after season went by without Smithers ever being called into action.
One saturday near the end of the season Smithers was feeling lousy. "Helene," he asked his long time girlfriend, "I want you to do me a favor. Dress up in my uniform, smear your faqce, put on my helmet, and sit on the bench or me this game. You know I never play, and nobody'll ever know"
Helene required some additional convincing but finally agreed, and sure enough, no one on Smither's team never gave her the time of day. The first half passed with out event; she hung out in the locker room during halftime; the third quarter went by smoothly, and it wasn't until the last quarter that one man after another started falling to injuries. The bench grew emptier and emptier and finally in desperation, the coach barked "Smithers, get in there!"
Rather panicked, Helene went out onto the field, crouched down in the lineup, and was knocked cold within the first three seconds of play. Whe she came to, the coach was vigorously massaging her p*ssy. "Don't worry Smithers," he said nervously, "once we get your b*lls back into place, your c*ck'll spring right up."

so what exactly are green roses?