Three guys were having an argument about who was more generously endowed. Finally to settle the matter once and for all, they went up to the top of the empire state building and proceeded to unzip their flies.
"Pretty good huh?" said Mort, whose c*ck was hanging all the way down the the fifty-sixth floor.
"I got you beat cold," siad Bill, whos c*ck was just below the window on the fourty ninth floor.
They looked over at the third guy who was dancing a curious sort of jig, jumping form side to side and peering anxiouslt over the edge of the observation deck.
"What the hell are you doing, Harry?" they asked.
"Dodging traffic," he replied.