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Topic: Wanna try?
sexykarebear Joined Wed 12/12/07 Posts: 747	Tue 03/04/08 09:00 PM
A guy comes into a bar and the first thing he sees in the middle of the room is an enormous alligator. He spins around and is hustling out the door when the bartender says, "Hey, hold it! Come on back in; the alligator's tame. Look I'll show you." He comes out from behind the bar, tells the alligator to open its mouth, unzips his pants and whips it out, and stands there with his pecker in the alligator's mouth for a full fifteen minutes. "Pretty amazing huh?" he says, turning around and zipping himself up. "You wanna give it a try?" "Gee, I don't think so," says the first man. "I don't think I could keep my mouth open for fifteen minutes." let's hear it for the stupid men!

Wonderbread Joined Wed 12/13/06 Posts: 5587	Tue 03/04/08 09:01 PM
A guy comes into a bar and the first thing he sees in the middle of the room is an enormous alligator. He spins around and is hustling out the door when the bartender says, "Hey, hold it! Come on back in; the alligator's tame. Look I'll show you." He comes out from behind the bar, tells the alligator to open its mouth, unzips his pants and whips it out, and stands there with his pecker in the alligator's mouth for a full fifteen minutes. "Pretty amazing huh?" he says, turning around and zipping himself up. "You wanna give it a try?" "Gee, I don't think so," says the first man. "I don't think I could keep my mouth open for fifteen minutes." let's hear it for the stupid men! AND the women that date them!

thumbelinakat Joined Fri 10/19/07 Posts: 260	Tue 03/04/08 09:02 PM
A guy comes into a bar and the first thing he sees in the middle of the room is an enormous alligator. He spins around and is hustling out the door when the bartender says, "Hey, hold it! Come on back in; the alligator's tame. Look I'll show you." He comes out from behind the bar, tells the alligator to open its mouth, unzips his pants and whips it out, and stands there with his pecker in the alligator's mouth for a full fifteen minutes. "Pretty amazing huh?" he says, turning around and zipping himself up. "You wanna give it a try?" "Gee, I don't think so," says the first man. "I don't think I could keep my mouth open for fifteen minutes." let's hear it for the stupid men! AND the women that date them! yay! lol

emilie013 Joined Wed 01/23/08 Posts: 235	Tue 03/04/08 09:02 PM
HAHA!!

Leighanne_82 Joined Thu 02/21/08 Posts: 36	Tue 03/04/08 09:03 PM
HA HA HA i liked that and it really sounds like some men that i know lol

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