Just gotta remember to NOT wear your blouse .
And since when did you become a 1 bottle rowdy? As I recall it...

ya baby, that's what I'm talkin about.

I can see the headlines now.
BYCSI ( barn yard crime scene investigators ) called out to run a DNA test on sample of fleshy substance imbedded in the hoof of a visually impaired bovine. The investigating officer stated the assailant must be some sort of sick twisted pervert picking on defenseless animals.

Yup, that's how it starts, whose worm, where's my blouse...it's all down hill from there.

Don't do it, it's a trap, she's good for 2 bottles including the worm.

I'm probably out a line here but, back when...it was more accepted or maybe expected to have the cocktail waitress or barkeep present the drink or the offer to buy a round for the person of interest.

In the country it's called cow tipping.

Silly lad, that was a bull ya tried to battle to the ground.
Best not be tryin to milk that rascal , you'll be yelling for yer mommy and forgetting the revenge .

Geesh , between you and Roberta, I'm gonna need more meds just to keep up or decipher .

Now where did I put that ...or there it is ...carry on .

Only if the darts are dipped in poison and shot via expended air thru a straw, pipe or tube. Dia., length, sights and grips will also play into the mix as well. You're pretty well screwed on this one.
Hope you look good in pin stripes and flip flops.

Was it the grouping pattern or number of rounds used that caused such a stir?
Maybe AG Hitler/Holder what ever, is P.O'd. and calling out the SS to find out the make, model, and set. #'s of the allegedly used weapons to either add them to his banned list or track his missing guns from his operation "Fast and Furious".

China doesn't help matters , but imagine what would happen should our leaders suddenly get a clue .

That biotch, she told me all of our pictures got destroyed . Wonder what else she lied about.

I'll bet the brunt of the "...a ss holes..." fell on D.C.

Battery maker Ener1, a DOE grant recipient, goes bankrupt

By Steve Hargreaves @CNNMoneyTech January 26, 2012: 7:19 PM ET

http://money.cnn.com/2012/01/26/technology/ener1_bankruptcy/index.htm

" "...Sadly, the Department of Energy's jobs record seems to grow worse by the day," Florida Representative Cliff Stearns, a Republican, said in a statement. "It is American taxpayers who are paying the price."
But during his State of the Union speech, President Obama struck a defiant tone, refusing to apologize for the decisions his administration has made, which includes the funding of hundreds of clean energy companies or companies engaged in clean technology research.
"Some technologies don't pan out; some companies fail," said Obama. "But I will not walk away from the promise of clean energy." "

MO: It's our money those incompetents in Washington keep blowing. The technology is great, it's government involvement that isn't.  It's too bad, it just keeps getting worse with no end in sight.
Up side to all this is, no matter the outcome, Tim (clueless) Geithner stated he's done the end of this year. I personally believe he was done a day or two before his appointment.

Geithner says he doesn't expect to serve second term
By Michael O'Brien, msnbc.com
http://nbcpolitics.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/25/10236588-geithner-says-he-doesnt-expect-to-serve-second-term

Sorry to hear about the lose down on the farm, you'll find tho that INS is nothing compared to SPCA when they get ya for exploitation of the poor birds.

Sir I'll have another.

That's why I had to give up eating Chinese take out.
Like my Sharpei gave me the strangest looks as if he was going to start sharing all my private secrets.
Hell those are just for my contract with Penthouse magazine, writing those Letters to the Forum or between me and my shrink.

Geesh, have we gotten to the point of being that PC correct?

Brings to mind...
When me mum and pop went out for a bite.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVwlMVYqMu4&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I missed the first second helping , so..."Thank you sir may I have another?"

There is sick,
There is twisted,
You my friend are Sick and Twisted!

Good job.

Good for you.
Don't hold back...tell em what ya really think.
Of course your desk may be empty by 5 tonight.