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lets just skip the bs
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A woman teased, and flirted and was just rotten one night to me, kissin on me, grabbin my package. So I said "Hey, wanna go f*ck?" she sticks a hand in my face with a diamond ring on it and says "I'm married." I said "Rings don't fill holes, I do." 
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lets just skip the bs
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this is too funny i recently got an email stating the same thing ... now thats post comedy no but really i did ..
 you weren't supposed to tell everyone I emailed you that! 
 and you swore youd never admit it ..
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lets just skip the bs
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this is too funny i recently got an email stating the same thing ... now thats post comedy
no but really i did ..
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Dec. 2012?
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haha my friend told me 2012 was the end of the world..i laughed at him and just incase "see i told you so "
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WHAT WORDS OF WISDOM ?
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If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
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WHAT WORDS OF WISDOM ?
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im lovin this thread...im a hillbilly and as you might know, we are full of sayings that most people would look at you like HUH? lmao
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WHAT WORDS OF WISDOM ?
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"a virgin doesn't ever drive a Z-28" "never threaten a man in camoflouge" "never put the moves on the bosses wife" "don't ridicule a biker about his tattoos" "Cosmo is never in a happy home" "a tank top is never worn by a billionaire" to be continued..... sounds like a little true life experience... lol |
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WHAT WORDS OF WISDOM ?
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got a couple more for ya ..
Don't corner something meaner than you.
Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles.
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Have you ever
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yup did one for my teenage daughter on here ..
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Topic:
WHAT WORDS OF WISDOM ?
Edited by
Knightime
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Fri 05/23/08 07:41 PM
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ive told my daughter many things.... 1. pass it on....what i mean by that is when you do something for someone and they want to repay you but you have done it out of the kindness of your heart...you tell them to pass it on...help the next guy out along the way, that is repayment for me. 2. you always have the right to your opinion and to speak your mind, you never have the right to be hurtful, rude or disrespectful about it 3. love yourself, if you dont love you, how can anyone else. there's alot.... but there's a few great post and im still waiting for my COOKIES hahaha 
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
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WHAT WORDS OF WISDOM ?
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Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce..
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WHAT WORDS OF WISDOM ?
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Don't sneeze while drinking diet coke
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WHAT WORDS OF WISDOM ?
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Try not to convert as an adult if you haven't been circumsized.
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Can you love 2 people
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ok ... heres a good one , i was going out with 3 girls at the same time i was 17 and loved each one for totally different reasons ,went on for over 3 months, i tried to choose but couldnt , two lived in different states and one was local .. on my birthday with in 30 minutes or less they all showed up at my house to suprize me . my mom just keeped letting them in . it was unreal . when the third one came in and heard what was going on ... i grabed my car keys and just left ... my mom told me they where in my room for like an hour talking about me and compairing notes .. Did I learn something .... Oh hell yeah . it hurts 3x's as bad when you loose 3 ppl you love .. never again ...
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WHAT WORDS OF WISDOM ?
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...don't bite the hand that feeds you
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WHAT WORDS OF WISDOM ?
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"Son, you'll be a journeyman in this trade when you learn to see with your hand's and feel with you eye's" (WOOD FINISHING) " there is no such thing as people that are good - only people that do good. " never are lies more convincing then when hidden among truth's" " truth's need no explanations, they are self evident" "Defining a true friend is like trying to define god" " Influences make us what we are and how we are> Change the influences we have had in our lives and we would all be different people than we are now" BOOK OF TRUTH"S (c) 1996
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WHAT WORDS OF WISDOM ?
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Too much of anything isn't good for ya. Yeah yeah, tell that to the bikers' I grew up with. They would ask if too much of and A$$ kicking would be too much...hahah, if they even bothered to ask.
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WHAT WORDS OF WISDOM ?
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My favorite and surprised no one said it yet of what I've seen Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya
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WHAT WORDS OF WISDOM ?
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was just gonna say ... there has to be a website for bushy tushy ...
legs, Knight, legs...I never said tushy
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Are you a 'good catch'?
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only if you can out run me ...
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