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Wassup Queen Biotch?
I missed a biotchin step on the basnastardly ladder 2 biotchin times today. |
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Topic:
Your word of the day is.....
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Productive...I upgraded from ambitious, lol.
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Topic:
Your word of the day is.....
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Guys, I'm stealing your thunder immediately. I know all of you wanna say "legs" or "thighs"...spread the word.
My word of the day is ambitious. |
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Dear Meter Reader- I understand it's cold outside, but a black hooded jacked, black stocking cap, and black face mask probably isn't the best attire to wear when you are skulking around under people's windows in their backyards. It makes you look like you're gonna rob the place. A little color and flair or simply a visible nametag would have probably saved you from all those names and threats I yelled at you today. I don't really think you're a f*cking d*uchebag *sshat. And thank you for taking the time to show me your id after I told you where my foot was gonna be if you weren't out of my yard in five seconds. Im glad I didn't have to do that and that you didn't end up having to taste my boots via your *ss. Much love- Shannon Where's the LIKE button??? |
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Feeling rather stupid, I may just have to take a break away. How's your eye sweetie? It will be fine, thank you for asking. 
YW, just worried bout ya. My experience with shingles was just horrible. Didn't want you going through the same. |
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Feeling rather stupid, I may just have to take a break away. How's your eye sweetie? |
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Yeah. She's beautiful, too. My dog.
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Finally get some sleep.
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We can get through ANYTHING together. I will sacrifice for you, and put you first at all times. That's what you do when you love someone.
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That's how my shingles started. Send me a pic...
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Nancy was over here watching what was supposed to be a football game. I think only one team showed up, though. How's Nancy's back? And how did she feel about watchin' half a football game? LMAO, she was half watching! Handing me curtains as I was hanging them. She is having good days and bad. If Workers comp approves, surgery on 1/25. Half watching half a game, that kinda brings it down to 25 percent, right. Please tell her I said good luck with the surgery. I will hun. |
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fuuuck. you. i'd like that, but i have to ask my mom if it's ok first OK, that was funny as hell, just the comment itself. |
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Nancy was over here watching what was supposed to be a football game. I think only one team showed up, though. How's Nancy's back? And how did she feel about watchin' half a football game? LMAO, she was half watching! Handing me curtains as I was hanging them. She is having good days and bad. If Workers comp approves, surgery on 1/25. |
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Tired, swollen ankles and knees, and tickled that I got all my old curtains and rods down today and the new ones up.
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Nancy was over here watching what was supposed to be a football game. I think only one team showed up, though.
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I had a dream where i was phuckin boitchy queen in a doggy style. But it was just a dream   
can dream about any biotchy one, he boitchy wants to! Even if its the biotchy, Biotch Queen! HAHA! Can he dream about me too? Hell, I was gonna do that! 
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You were the only one I ever loved and I believed you when you said you did too. Deep down I knew you'd never leave him but I waited for you anyway. Two years of love and so much hurt has left me jaded. I can laugh again and have found my voice after so long. Never understood how people can act that way and still sleep at night. Life altering events will do that. I realize every day that I am getting neither younger or healthier. And I don't want to die alone. I want that man who will be there through good and bad, as I will for him. At this stage of my life, I refuse to settle. I'd rather be alone than to be with someone who is not the right one. I have settled all my life, not I get what I want or nothing at all. |
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You were the only one I ever loved and I believed you when you said you did too. Deep down I knew you'd never leave him but I waited for you anyway. Two years of love and so much hurt has left me jaded. I can laugh again and have found my voice after so long. Never understood how people can act that way and still sleep at night. Life altering events will do that. I realize every day that I am getting neither younger or healthier. And I don't want to die alone. I want that man who will be there through good and bad, as I will for him. |
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To save time and allow me to get back to my regularly scheduled life offline (laughs hysterically)...I love all of ya.
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You were the only one I ever loved and I believed you when you said you did too. Deep down I knew you'd never leave him but I waited for you anyway. Two years of love and so much hurt has left me jaded. I can laugh again and have found my voice after so long. Never understood how people can act that way and still sleep at night. |
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