Is it OK to say I feel hornier than a three peckered billy goat?

Man...I feel like a woman

The biotchin Queendom is eerily quiet. I cleaned the basnastard's apartment today. Cooked his biotchin dinner, basnastard biotchin loved it. Basnastard went to fix biotchin landlord's basnastard of a computer. Think I'll biotchin rape the basbastard's biotchin fine azz when he gets the f back.

Yeah, carry on, like the Queen B biotchin said, bwa haha biotchin hahaha

5 lorn...wait, i mean 1 loin, err, i mean. Oh never mind!

Came out pretty good! I love soup and i do this all the time, too. He musta liked it, he downed the first bowl in about 30 seconds and is working on the second.

Ya prolly should. Make ya feel all betterer.

Hehehe, he needs it when I'm around. I hear I can be quite exhausting.

In all seriousness, it's one of my make it up as I go along soups. Smells good, at least!

Except for a few lil twinges of pain, I feel awesome. Getting ready to make a pot of soup for my speshul friend.

Luv Baby,
That barfing will help. I had many years experience, lol.

*holds Luv's hair back whilst she barfs again*

Doc

Dear Luv,
Let the Doc give YOU some advice...hair of the dawg, sweetheart!

With great love,
Doc

I may make a guest appearance on my friend's internet radio station.

Starting to feel a little better now.

Boone, you are a total trip!

This morning I made it from the bed to the drawer with all the pills and to the kitchen to get a drink to down them with, lol. It's getting better...

Tomorrow, we are making a 70 mile trip to a quaint little town just to relax. Tons of little shops, hand dipped ice cream, gorgeous scenery. So romantic, I can't wait.

Dear arthritis,

I have been so good to you. I have pampered you, kept you warm when it's cold, and cool when it's humid. I've paid for your drug habit for years. I've taken you to a fantastic doctor and let them stick needles in my arm for long infusions for years. Yet you still treat me horribly.

It was quite rude of you to wake me from a dead sleep at 530 AM with sharp pains shooting through my hands, ankles and hips. I really don't know what else you want from me. I can't work anymore, I'm going broke and my quality of life has diminished considerably since we met.

I'm done playing nice, now I'll tell you what I really think of you. You suck. I hate you more than about anything I've ever encountered. Please go find someone else to f**k with.


OK, I feel better, thanks for letting me vent. Carry on with the merriment.

So BTW, how big are...oops, nevermind.

Apparently hearts aren't the only thing you sneak into, lol. Congrats thread killer!!

I don't think anyone verbalized it. Someone emailed me that I am their forever girl, or something like that. Didn't read the profile or understand no I guess.

Size doesn't matter, lol

I will never be able to have a slice of pie again. Thanks you two...

I know I'll get flak for this, but...that's what Christian Mingle is for.