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∞- Poetry By Request -∞
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Also, since the last thread like this got deleted before I got this kind of poem
CHALLENGE: A made up word poem a la "Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carol. Ubtruckular, Votundus, or Twirnambin are all examples of made up words you could use. I think. At least... I don't think they're real words. |
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∞- Poetry By Request -∞
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C'mon guys. Killer dust bunnies pleeeaase (insert big puppy dog eyes here). HAHAHAHA! Oh my gawd... I watched "The Big Comfy Couch" when I was home sick one day, and from that day on, my friend and I decided we were the dust bunny brigade! Oh man... One day on a couch, filled with laughter, unknowing what dwelled beneath... Such a plentiful army, With one great leader, who, to his people did bequeath, Knowledge of all the safest nooks and crannies and places to hide beneath. They amassed neath the chair, in a forgotten lair, they amassed neath the fridge and wished they could move it a squidge, they ammassed under the bed, where the great battle was led! I sneeze again, and away they do scurry, They espy a vaccuum and leave in a hurry! They fight with a mini-might, For allergies are my kryptonite! |
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>*))=< YOU'VE JUST BEEN FISHED! HAPPY POISSON D'AVRIL!
PASS IT ON! Muahahaha |
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER TO ANYONE!! You could just drop the frigging argument right now, and be a bigger person for it! Stop trying to push each others buttons, and stop taking the bait.
JEEBUS. On another note: One year I went around sticking paper fish on people's backs, a la French Style! It was awesome because no one expected it! Poisson d'Avril! |
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Guys... you really need to drop this stupid fight. Yes, we get that the joke might not seem funny now... People do stupid things sometimes, we all make mistakes. Yes, you're each entitled to your own oppinions about it, but you don't need to bash each other about it. He said he wouldn't do it again, which is a sign that maybe he doesn't think it is as funny now as it was then.
Also, who says "lol" and really means it these days anyway. Jeebus... I never use it just for that reason. So just drop it, and enjoy the rest of the day. C'mon. *sings offkey* WHY CAN'T WEEE BE FRIENDS!!! |
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I went to do the trick where you put a rubber band around the sprayer, so when they turn the sink on, it sprays them... it took so long for my family to come home, I completely forgot, and got sprayed myself!
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GRRRR OMG LOL
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Also BEST CONVO EVER!
Okay, so there were about 5-6 guys and only 2 girls and we were sitting around talking. Then the guys started talking about how much more gullible girls are than guys, and I just said "Oh really? Well someone wrote gullible on the ceiling!" All the guys looked up while the other girl and I just started laughing! |
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GRRRR OMG LOL
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hehe, I am both gullible and really good at convincing people of things. I convinced a bunch of people I swallowed my keys once. It was awesome.
Also, at 12:30 lastnight, I went to check my fav. webcomics, and they were all switched around, like going to one brougt me to another one, and I was really confused till I realized it was April Fool's. |
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Four legged friends...
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I have had to do it. Sh got hit by a car and I had to pay 1500 getting his spine fussed back together, then a few years later it breaks again and the docs say they cant fuse it again, but he is still sort of crawling around on the front two legs and acting happy. I would carry him to wherever I was becasue if I didnt he would crawl there even if it was like 2 or 3 hundred yards. All was still good, but then as he got older I could tell he was in pain and then he became incontenent. He absolutely hated to be inside the house. Anyway, one winter I could tell he was going to be mizerable from then on. He was mizer able outside and mizerable inside. He wasnt crawling around anymore and he only lifted his head or wag his tail if I was petting him. I decided it was time to let him go. I just spent 2500 on another dog that got stomped by a cow. This one is in better shape though and is doing good. 
Yeah, we had a corgi with back problems. Dogs with long backs sometimes have that happen. He also ended up breaking his leg, and he just got more and more miserable, but my stepmother still didn't want to put him down. It made me feel bad seeing the dog that way. I think in the end the vet pretty much insisted on it as the only thing left to do. I just can't stand to see anything suffer. |
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You could send him flowers or something that said "Happy Birthday!" and he'd get happy birthdays from everyone at work and he'd have to keep telling them it wasn't really his birthday!
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Four legged friends...
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and when to let them go. The pressure of determining the right time, not denying them of one joyful day or making them suffer another, is just too tough to take. Any thoughts or encouragements on the subject would be helpful. Anyone with the attitude that dogs are just dogs...please don't respond. This animal has been my partner in life for over half of my years and all of hers, and is a beloved and respected member of my family. Here's my thing... if they're in pain, with no hope of recovery, it's better for them to go quietly with you there rather than them struggling painfully. It helps you be able to plan exactly how they're going to go, so you can do things to help get through it. You can even take the day off to pamper, or just cuddle with your pet, and then take them to the vet so they can go peacefully. My family has had to go through this a couple of times. It is hard to say goodbye, but this way, you can choose when and how, which can help you let go. |
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Mary's little Lamb
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That's all fine and good if you want to raise your children that way but I stand by my assertation that anyone who FORCES someone else to pray should by strung up by their toes and flogged. If my kids end up going to public schools where they force religion on them I will not hesitate to pull them out immediately and home-school them myself. I agree... religion is touchy. In the old days kids were made to learn their prayers, but now they learn them wherever they go to church, or they learn other philosophical teachings based on their parents wishes. It is not said that children are Forbidden to pray at schools, just that they should not be made to say prayers. I will say, that it would be nice to have an optional religion class, that would teach what each religion is about, not just Christianity, but Judaism, Islam, Wicca, Buddhism, and everything else, so then kids can choose based on what most closely matches their personal beliefs. They would not be taught prayers persay, but the basic fundimental beliefs. |
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she wants to put it in my
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made u look MUHAHAAHAHAHA  
Har de har har. *rolls eyes* |
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Pull celophane tightly across the door so it's hard to see, and he'll walk right into it!
Or, hide a tape recorder of you somewhere, and he'll come looking for you, and when he can't find you, or when he finds the recorder, jump out and scare HIM. Filling the car with balloons is funny... but once one of my friends filled this guy's room with inflated condoms... it was hilarious. |
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I myself have been on the wrong side of emotional abuse, but for some reason, it still didn't get into my head that this was a stupid idea.
*sigh* I think I have enough guilt on me today to sink a ship. Is there really no way to edit the title of something? |
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hey u guys
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 Apparently today I'm six times the stupid I usually am. Whoopdie doo.
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Also, If I were to talk about something that serious, I wouldn't have it in general discussion, and I wouldn't have given it such a stupid cliffhanger title... I get it... bad joke... *slaps wrist* bad Hannah, no offendies!
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That was a real bad joke! I thought you were serious! that topic shouldn't be one to use as a joke! 
Yes, I get this. And I appoligise for anyone randomly offended by a half-wit attempt at a bad joke. I've already explained my not so bright thought process. Jeeze Louise, if I could change it, I would, but I can't. I don't need to be berated everyone and their mother, I get it, I made a mistake. People do that sometimes. |
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coulda been a barfight... "He tried to hit me, so then I threw him over a table, and some interesting cinematics ensued!" At least, that was more what I was thinking, common stupid fight, not domestic abuse.
.... though if we had gotten that title from a guy, we wouldn't have suspected abuse. Life is weird. But yes, in retrospect, not quite what I was looking for. I just wanted an attention grabber, and my brain isn't working as well as it should. |
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Who thinks...
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That Aprils Fool's is lame? Pranks are better during any other day. That's cause they're not expecting them... sometimes I pull a prank off-season and yell "April Fools" because then you're getting the full effect of the prank with half the suspicion! |
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