Dear Wife,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. don’t try to find me. Your FRIEND & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! ——

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Dear Ex-Husband,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that didn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to my mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY FRIEND, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my friend had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all that, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!


P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my friend Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem...

"You're my destiny" (In my heart he is the one for me)

try...hotdog omelet and corned beef omelet.....that's the simplest one and easy to prepare...

Hey girl, musta ka na? When I came back online last 2 years ago ,your the 2nd person that I looked for...Hope everything is ok with you, I tried to send you a message but only up to 40's who can send you one eh lol.....if you read this send me a message ok.....

Goodluck "KIM"

Garage Door

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question. As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.' He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?' She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old minivan with two flat tyres..

-they cheat because they are coward!

almost

ciao? as in ciaopao?

I am not from Makati but I would like to welcome you guys here on Mingle..Enjoy the site and meet nice and friendly people from different countries.This is the best site I ever had...

try "camfrog" messenger to find an instant bf/husband..and goodluck...

RAN online, I-DATE ,PLANTS AND ZOMBIES
& SHAIYA.

-to find partners for my lady friends

no meals for 3 days

what year was that?

I hate his "TIME"

PAIN is temporary,
but PRIDE is FOREVER!!!

eh maybe you should start your own dating site business...

being rude and SOB

how to contact him?