davelad


davelad Joined Sat 07/02/11 Posts: 38	Wed 07/06/11 09:38 AM Topic: Ask a strange question of the person below you... - part 4
Yes here's one I prepaired erlier. Old Mcdonald had a hoover ee i ee i oh with a zooom zoom here and a zoom zoom there. How's that for a no 1 hit. Why do cats persist on having 9 lives. And I only have 1 whats going on.

davelad Joined Sat 07/02/11 Posts: 38	Wed 07/06/11 09:33 AM Topic: Ask a strange question of the person below you... - part 4
Yeah defo especialy that one all about washing up liquid. Do you appreciate Rock n Roll with a slight touch of Lemonaid.

davelad Joined Sat 07/02/11 Posts: 38	Wed 07/06/11 09:22 AM Topic: Ask a strange question of the person below you... - part 4
I hope not. Ever wounderd why birds wait till you have put clean washing out before they dive bomb yir clean sheets.

davelad Joined Sat 07/02/11 Posts: 38	Tue 07/05/11 02:13 PM Topic: Next Tuesday...
All my best regards. Thoughts are with you.

davelad Joined Sat 07/02/11 Posts: 38	Mon 07/04/11 10:57 AM Topic: GIVE ME ONE, AND I WANT IT NOW BABY!!
Thats the most important thing for me. I'm dying on a cuppa.

davelad Joined Sat 07/02/11 Posts: 38	Mon 07/04/11 10:49 AM Topic: GIVE ME ONE, AND I WANT IT NOW BABY!!
A cuppa tea. Two sugars and a playful splash of milk.

davelad Joined Sat 07/02/11 Posts: 38	Mon 07/04/11 09:58 AM Topic: Ask a strange question of the person below you... - part 4
How did yi get down there.

davelad Joined Sat 07/02/11 Posts: 38	Mon 07/04/11 09:05 AM Topic: Leave an ANONYMOUS or NOT SO ANONYMOUS MSG - part 3
Why is evryone else in a diffrent time zone from me. It's the twilite zone.

davelad Joined Sat 07/02/11 Posts: 38	Sun 07/03/11 02:38 PM Topic: Older women with younger guys are called Cougars,
Where can I find a Cougar and do I need a license to own one as a pet.

davelad Joined Sat 07/02/11 Posts: 38	Sun 07/03/11 02:20 PM Topic: Tantra
Ok I'm converted where do I sign does this come with a money back gaurentee I may have problems with me back in later life if this Tantra gets to tantalising.

davelad Joined Sat 07/02/11 Posts: 38	Sun 07/03/11 02:13 PM Topic: Tantra
Sounds a bit to nawty for me. I might end up becoming tantric dependant.

davelad Joined Sat 07/02/11 Posts: 38	Sun 07/03/11 02:01 PM Topic: Tantra
I'm still trying to figure out what Tantra is. ?

davelad Joined Sat 07/02/11 Posts: 38	Sun 07/03/11 02:00 PM Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 56
Sings in a high soprano voice while lighting fire crackers.

davelad Joined Sat 07/02/11 Posts: 38	Sun 07/03/11 01:50 PM Topic: one night stand
I once had a one night stand I found it was to painful to stand all night so I sat down. On a serious note though I don't think having a one night stand is good for the soul. I think it's better to find someone who you can care for.

davelad Joined Sat 07/02/11 Posts: 38	Sun 07/03/11 01:40 PM Topic: Tantra
So it's best not to mix tantras with tantrums. Or yi could have a tantric trauma. Try saying that after a bottle of whiskey. :)

davelad Joined Sat 07/02/11 Posts: 38	Sun 07/03/11 01:31 PM Topic: Tantra
Never tried Tantra but I once took a Tantrum.

davelad Joined Sat 07/02/11 Posts: 38	Sat 07/02/11 01:39 PM Topic: would you ever wear......
I'll draw a line at chrocheted knickers it might get a bit itchy.

davelad Joined Sat 07/02/11 Posts: 38	Sat 07/02/11 01:08 PM Topic: What are you here for??
I'm here to get some free chips and hopefuly a cuppa tea.

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