Community > Posts By > bbbutterscotch
Favorite movie of all time...go!
Be warned, based on your response, I may either befriend you for life or be forced to have you killed. Not really though... *wink* |
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Scrubs
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I get the feeling they used me as the model for JD, and it makes me wonder who's watching me right now.
But I have to agree, going on the occasional Dr. Cox rant is a good way to brighten my day and destroy a few other peoples. |
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Hey everyone...
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Yeah, I haven't been here long myself, but the people do seem pretty crazy. I appreciate crazy people, they make me feel sane. Or at least less insane.
Anywho, welcome, and enjoy. Drinks are on me. |
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Well if you need a designated decoy, I do a wonderful drunken Irishman.
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Well, it's not a chat room, so you can't really expect an instantaneous response from anyone. This is the kind of site you pull up, read some stories and comments, respond, then watch an episode of Scrubs and check back later.
All the same, welcome, and watch out for the crazies. God knows I'm one of them. |
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How to elect a president
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Wait...
We're still ELECTING these guys? WTF? I thought we used the following equation: (Media Pull + Corporate Sponsorship)/Public Scandal=Number of Votes in the Electoral College. |
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Hells yeah we do.
Unless your referring to anything relating to our economy... ...or our weather... ...then we're a little fubar. |
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bottoms up
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Ahh, alcohol.
The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. |
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From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in MUSKEGON, MICHIGAN after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the sherriffs office. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the truly proud non-drinker. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy." ... Why didn't I ever think of this? |
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Which One Are You???
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Damn it all, of course I'm the husband. I hate surveys.
I guess I've also been the Boo, and I like to think the Ruff Neck on an occasion or two. Though to the best of my knowledge I've never been Tee-Tee on anyone's cell, I know that I was 'Service Number' once... |
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A friendly greeting.
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Scotch seems to give me a wicked case of hiccups. I prefer rum and cordials.
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A friendly greeting.
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Actually, Butters has become the shortened version of my nickname. And all to appropriate, I always seem to get the sh*t end of the stick.
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A friendly greeting.
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Hi there. I'm new to the site, actually new to the internet in general, guess I'm a bit behind the times. Just thought I'd give my bow and say hello.
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