Sick, kinda tired, not read to work in three hours.

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Depressed beyond belief.

It could be a multitude of reasons.

I have to admit, I've done that myself once. I met a girl, we stayed up all night talking on three separate occasions, and I was really falling for her, and vice-versa.

Then someone I never expected to see again came knocking on my door...and I had to give her a second chance. I felt so guilty for taking back my ex that I couldn't face her again, even now that things with my ex fell through again.

So in short, I agree with Xtina. Men are pigs.

And to andrewzoom:

I can't believe that crap passes as cinema nowadays. Once, long ago, things like wit or talent played a role in making a comic movie but now all anybody seems to want to see is somebody in embarrassing situations that end poorly. And I'm not sure what need these movies are filling for the American people, whether or not it helps them feel better about the time their Uncle John decided to give them the nickname Susie at the family reunion, or if maybe their attention spans are just so short that only one pointless punctuated gay joke after another will suffice as laughable? Makes me sick to think that movies like the Royal Tenenbaums can crash in the box office while Blades of Glory tops the charts for two weeks.

Thanks andrew.

Two years ago I went as the Demon from Legend for Halloween.
Most expensive costume you've ever seen, but I won three contests that year.

Another good answer.

C'MON! Somebody name a Will Ferril movie or something so that I can go on a rant!

See, I thought Postman was a fantastic movie, and not just because of the Tom Petty cameo, but most people seem to disagree with me on that one.

No problem Jedi, there are much, MUCH, worse movies out there then the first three Star Wars. Ever seen Solaris with George Clooney? I unfortunately did. WORST....MOVIE....EVER.

And Labyrinth is actually in my top twenty cloudy.

Okay, maybe I just like too many movies for anyone to be seriously in danger.

This is the part where I would go into a long rant on how treasonous the pre-trilogy to Star Wars was, but you also had the former trilogy, so I'll give you a pass.

Hey, congrats poet!
You just told the story of my life!
Too bad being like that IS being myself, it kinda screws me.
And not often in the good way.

A Tim Burton classic!

Amen beachdog.

My list for a girlfriend?

When he's working 80 hours a week to give you the life you want and deserve:
*He's not ignoring you, don't f*ck someone else*

When he's down:
*Just be there*

When he does something nice for you:
*Don't assume it's because he did something wrong*

When he only gives you one rule:
*Don't break it*

The sad part is, I apparently am doing all the right things at all the right times, and still I keep ending up in the gutter.

It's good to know that there are people out there, women specifically, who value these traits.

It's just too bad I never manage to meet ANY of them.

Second bit of advice, high, there are plenty of people posting right now on various topic threads. Hit the community tab, go to recent posts, read what some people have to say and feel free to give your input on the subjects. I'm bouncing between quite a few right now, and actually can't respond to them all fast enough, but I decided to take a minute out to give you the heads up.

Mad Max BT, great answer. Gibson before he went all new-age saint on us.

Was that Flash Dance?

Flash Dance is a good answer, Fash Dance I haven't seen. :P

Yeah, unfortunately my real family's sane.
Some of them at least.
I've decided to adopt all my friends to balance the scales.

Both in my top 50 connor.

I should point out I've seen every movie ever made. Slight exaggeration, but not too slight. And you all have pretty good taste so far. The only movie mentioned so far that I don't own is actually Airplane, my copy got stolen.

All good answers so far, we got Depp, Hanks, Gibson, and the hobbits.

No one dies!

But my personal favorite is quite unheard of, it's an independent film called 'Waking Life'. The entire film was shot with a digital camera and then photoshop'd over so it looks like a moving painting. And even though there's no real plot to speak of, the dialog comes closer to the way I think than anything I've ever seen.

2nd Fave: The Nightmare Before Christmas by Tim Burton.