http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp2Q7yVRyNM

at 3:50 into the 7 min vid there is a perfect description
of how we should elect our president...

works for me...

Oh, that's simple, just own all the CODES to the Dibold Machines...

Only the ameican people are too damn dunb to be getting that old joke...

I think we should leave it up to the media.

Or is that how we do it already?

Wait...
We're still ELECTING these guys?
WTF?
I thought we used the following equation:
(Media Pull + Corporate Sponsorship)/Public Scandal=Number of Votes in the Electoral College.

Good point, Butterscotch, but you left one part out:

Fixing the election!

Hey, it worked wonders in 2000, didn't it, Katherine Harris?

Why not just put all the candidates into a big Thunder Dome and let them kill each other. No help from the outside, just them. And for congress, just throw them all inside and have a big rumble lol. And televise everything.

Thats one reality show I would watch!

Good idea, Cloudy! It's guaranteed to set pay-Per-view records!

Hell, you could build an entire PPV line-up with politicians:

Hillary Clinton vs Rudy Guliani-loser must wear a dress match. Oops, Rudy's already done that . Don't know if Hillary ever has

Fred Thompson vs John Edwards-loser gets head shaved. "Golden Boy" gets to keep getting $400 haircuts when he wins via forfeit when "Phone it in" Fred simply doesn't show up.

Ron Paul vs Dennis Kuscinich(sp). Both men come to the ring to zero reaction, except for the crowd asking, "Who ARE these guys?". Paul wins via count-out when Dennis goes chasing after that UFO he told Shirley McClain he saw, and can't get back in the ring in time.

Hey, this is all in fun, so please nobody take offense. If anyone else can think up some funny(hopefully funnier than mine)politician wrestling matchups, I'd like to see them.

I still like Blacks idea..if you looked at the video...

put a parachute on a monkey...kick him out of the plane...
and the first person he touches on the ground becomes president...


not as bizarre as our current system...