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Tue 04/26/11 05:22 PM
If I "push the button" .

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Tue 04/26/11 05:21 PM


I'm here because I heard there were nuts.

im here cuz im not all there.


These two are hilarious. But only if you take nuts in the meaning of eccentric megalomaniacs with no fashion sense.


I think Hitler was an eccentric megalomaniac as was quite a few other dictators.
I don't fit in that category.
I use the term "nuts" loosely because on sites like this, you can have a reasonable doubt about anyone's mental stability.

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Tue 04/26/11 05:11 PM
A lot of folks tend to think in terms of:

The glass is half empty ...
or
the glass is half full ...
How sad to see life or even live this way because it means one gives and the other takes. One is always emptied in the long run.


A person who has learned to love themself is more like:
the cup that is overflowing.
Then a couple who are "equal" are always refilling each other,
and neither is depleted.

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Tue 04/26/11 05:05 PM



When others brag, does it impress you?

Do you brag to impress others? Do you think it works?





Depends on what bragging right was earned.
Climed Mount Everest did ya? (That's impressive)
Ya got a big one and can prove it? (That's not impressive)


No, but its funny.

The prove it part anyway. :tongue:

REAL Bragging might be:
"I have a big one and I DO know how to use it."bigsmile

(we are talking about guns aren't we?)




Of course we're talking about 'guns'
Some are even fixed to shoot only blanks too.

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Tue 04/26/11 02:04 PM
The dead know nothing.

Only those who live on in your mind, can answer.

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Tue 04/26/11 02:00 PM
Suppose you're blind?
A voice will have to do.
Suppose you're deaf?
They eyes have it.
But suppose deaf, dumb and blind?

braile? (how about touch, smell, etc)

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Tue 04/26/11 01:56 PM

i had this guy email me
he was not younger he a bit older
but for what he had stated in the email
he made me feel
like i was a dang trampnoway grumble shocked


Those are such times that I wish for a police state.
Some gorilla pulls that trash, then the next thing happens is the squad breaks down his door, hammers his computer to a twisted heap of scrap, drags his obnoxious buttocks out into the street, gives him a coat of tar and feathers ... then draw and quarter him with four city buses.

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Tue 04/26/11 01:50 PM


Easternsquirrel that is a really good
answer! If only the media and the
health nuts would think that way huh?

Herein lies the problem.
You refer to the healthy, as 'nuts.'
Not a great justification.


Permit me to clarify:
I said "health nuts".
I did not say or insinuate that the healthy are nuts.

Look at the reality of it. All the disks, tapes, equipment, gyms, etc, etc are there because they're making MONEY at your expense.
In as much, they are doing a good job of brainwashing a gullible public into thinking that a certain body size/type is "sexy".
That is BS.
You would receive a far better benefit from a walk in the forrest, or a day at the beach.

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Tue 04/26/11 01:36 PM

When others brag, does it impress you?

Do you brag to impress others? Do you think it works?





Depends on what bragging right was earned.
Climed Mount Everest did ya? (That's impressive)
Ya got a big one and can prove it? (That's not impressive)

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Tue 04/26/11 01:13 PM
Edited by EasternSquirrel on Tue 04/26/11 01:26 PM
He's thinking about moving in?
Where is he coming from? His mom's house? HAHAHAHAHAHA
Is he going to divorce his wife? HAHAHAHAHAHA
Even if he did, you would never be able to trust him.

Really, how long have you known the leech?
How much do YOU REALLY KNOW ABOUT HIM?
Don't answer me, but ask yourself those vital questions.

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Tue 04/26/11 01:06 PM
Edited by EasternSquirrel on Tue 04/26/11 01:11 PM
Booze? Babies? Cardboard cutout? Numbskull? Yes man?
(you forgot to mention players and womanizers)


LMAO!!!!

I closed the door a very long time ago. Only recently did I decide to unlock it.


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Tue 04/26/11 05:21 AM
Edited by EasternSquirrel on Tue 04/26/11 05:23 AM


What I want has some conflict with that old scripture of, "I shall not want" ....
I have no "want" if it comes down to that.
I've heard the saying, "don't want what you have and can't have what you want". Seriously, it fits too many people.


I'm not quite sure I understand.

Why would scripture tell you not to want?

And why would you allow scripture to stifle you from going after what you want?

And why would you deny yourself what you want because some 2000 year old scripture said "I shall not want...."
what


The quote is from a psalm (23) and is relevant to life even today. It is over 2000 years old and was witten well over a thousand years before the advent of the Council of Nicene at Constantinopal under Charlemeine's rule.
It is not saying "you shall not want" as in a commandment ... moreso, it isn't a commandment.
it is someone who is testifying "I have want of nothing".
In a deeper meaning, the orator is saying all needs are taken care of.
It does not hinder me. What's it's saying is often misinterpreted or misunderstood.
Daily, I strive to do something a little better.

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Tue 04/26/11 05:03 AM
Something about the voice has incredible impact.
But either one can be a ward.

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Tue 04/26/11 05:01 AM
I'd rather see a lady wearing classy glasses than contacts.
When those glasses come off, and she gives you that certain look ...
then you know something's afoot.

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Tue 04/26/11 04:55 AM
The sexiest size for a woman is the one SHE is most comfortable with despite what all the health nut hype is about.
1. How does she look? (First impression)
That can be anything from her hair to her toes.

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Tue 04/26/11 04:33 AM
Stephen Hawking (One of the most brilliant scientists on this planet) ... same condition ..

I happened to see a video (I forgot what channel) where a friend of his set him up with a hooker.
The look on his face said it all.... PRICELESS.

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Tue 04/26/11 04:30 AM
A couple of cannibals were eating a commedian.
One of them turns to the other and says, "This tastes funny".

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Mon 04/25/11 03:21 PM
Well, then if you really don't know for certain what you want ...
then you already know what bs you will not abide with.

Just start enjoying your own life. Sooner or later, you'll meet someone.

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Mon 04/25/11 03:01 PM
Whose leg are you pulling? It doesn't matter. Just post an opening on any site...
you'll be flooded with more crap than you can shake a stick at.

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Mon 04/25/11 01:34 PM
Marilyn saying to Indiana Jones (after a big shoot out in a cafe in "Raiders of the lost ark")

"well Indy, at least you haven't forgotten how to show a girl a good time!"
Indy retorts back, "You're somethin'".